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My self-summary
How's it going? I'm Shuailaowai, and if you know what that means, please tell me. Ok, I actually know what that means, but it's too late to change my OkCupid profile name now.

I'm from the Western US, grew up in Portland and lived in San Francisco for a long time as well. I have been in China since 2010 and enjoy living here because every day is a new adventure!
What I’m doing with my life
I just moved back to SF from China, where I was living for the last couple years. Let's just say I was "teaching English" and leave it at that. Disclaimer: "teaching English" does not mean what you think it means, if that's what you're thinking, so get your mind out of the gutter!
I’m really good at
In college, I was captain of the Olympic Teddy-Bear Hat Speed-Walking team (see pics). It wasn't a passion though, just something I did for scholarship money. Other than that, I like karaoke, meeting new people and exploring the world around me.
The first things people usually notice about me
-I'm wearing a plad shirt 9/10 times you meet me.
-I smile like "a cat who just ate a canary" [my old boss]
-I casually wear dress socks - no it's not a "laundry day", it's called class
-I have unusually long eyelashes
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
-Spicy Chinese food
-Flight of the Concords, Season 1 (Season 2 sucks)
-Any live music with a beat
Six things I could never do without
besides the obvious...
-Strong coffee in the morning
-Argyle sweaters
-My iPhone...damn you Apple
-The ocean, it's pretty big
-My Black friends (inside joke for those who have read, "Stuff White People Like."
I spend a lot of time thinking about
-What song I'm going to sing whenever it's my turn to Karaoke
-When and when not to use italics
-The Portland Trailblazers' next roster move
-The future!
On a typical Friday night I am
I am sooooooooo random and adventurous, that there is no such thing as a typical Friday night!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't need a Loufa in the shower, bubbles spontaneously generate whenever soapy water contacts my body.
You should message me if
you want to.
The two of us