26Vilnius, Lithuania
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My self-summary
There are two reasons why I don`t like writing about myself.
1. I don`t feel worth that
2. It`s sad to write about yourself.
If there ever will be anything worth reading written about me, I hope it would be done by someone else.

I am your pink, fluffy, and invisible chef.I`m pretty good at the "chef" part. All the rest "life" part is still a great spooky mistery to me.
What I’m doing with my life
Not sure yet and that frightens me to my very soul!
But as long as I am in a denial stage and act, like I just don`t care psychologically I`m safe. Hooray?..
I’m really good at
Is that it?.. Now that`s dull ^^
The first things people usually notice about me
"Beware of invisibility!" - they shout to each other as I go.
Yeah, wtf indeed. Feel it ;D NARKOTIKAI.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
We`re on drugs.
Do you like drugs?
We are drugs.

I hope you got me (baby... tam taaam, tam taaam, you got me baby, tam taaam, tam taaam..)
Six things I could never do without
chef knife
sarcasm (honestly, without that i would kill most of the people around me. using the knife.)
and my sick twisted mind
I spend a lot of time thinking about
stuff and things, man, about some all-time favorite good old stuff and things.
On a typical Friday night I am
a Spiderman
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I enjoy being addicted.
You should message me if
IF you have to. I`m not that fun or interesting, really. I just
enjoy light sarcasm, cheap drugs and the absurd of the exsistence.
Some say that makes me unique. I say that makes me a living

Both could be true.

Oh, yeah. Please do not believe everything you read here. As that
weirdo chick from "Breakfast Club" said: I`m a compulsive liar. I
do this, so you can think to yourselves - "dude, I must be so
normal compared to this gal" and start feeling good and confident,
or "jeez, that shit she told me must make life worth living!" and
then you go and make yours more interesting. Or shoot yourself. I
don`t really care, the main point is YOU REACT.
The two of us