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My self-summary
A friend once said I was a combination of the two main characters in "The Truth about Cats and Dogs" minus Uma Thurman's statuesque quality and Janeane Garafalo's "together" quality. I too am mystified by this statement.

I am fidgety, michevous, and sweet
What I’m doing with my life
Grad school, for creative writing. What will I do after my degree, you ask? Perhaps I'll hitchhike to California, hastily write my masterpiece on a foggy night while traveling through Montana, and stuff it into a duffel bag which will be stolen in Portland by a handsome pothead named Ira.

While I struggle to make ends meet as a yoga instructor in Eugene, Oregon, Ira will read my manuscript. It will be so well written that he will fall in love with me and spend the next five years trying to track me down. At that point he will give up and publish the manuscript under his own name and marry a fellow street urchin named Desiree.

I will buy Ira's book at Barnes and Noble and laugh. Then I will write scathing emails to his publicist. Ira and I will correspond for the next 10 years.

We will meet, finally, in New York and swap stories while drinking Long Island ice teas. It will be pleasant.
I’m really good at
1) poking people in the belly when they least expect it. 2) Finding your weakness 3) Collecting stories 4) Telling collected stories during uncomfortable silences in conversation 5)Being simultaneously arrogant and self-deprecating
The first things people usually notice about me
That I'm a terrible speller.

Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I'll list one of each for the moment.

Book: Consider the Lobster

Movie: Good Bye Lenin!

Music: The Clash

Foods: Eel. BBQ'ed Eel.
Six things I could never do without
1) Jesus :) 2) The constant love and attention of my friends. 3) My cell phone. It's like a part of my body. An important part, like a kidney. 4) Reading material 5) David Foster Wallace. I've fallen in love with his brain. 6) Coffee
The two of us