I'm not a very interesting person, but let's be honest here; neither are you!
I never refuse a homeless person a cigarette if i have one.
I spend too much time reading news.
making you mad
making da ladies swoon
my voice is also really deep
I'm also into jazz (I've had a huge boner for Tokyo club jazz recently), old hip hop, blues, post rock, funk, classic rock, soul, some electronica and punx
I would list some bands, but you've probably never heard of them. (you're not hip enough obviously)
I'm really into tacos and burritos.
my sense of unwarranted self importance
dat sticky icky herb
My eyebrows are sexier than yours and I don't even pluck or trim em.
And I rate everyone 5 stars ;)
don't message me if you're an opiate addict. seriously, you are inhuman scum. stay the fuck away from me.
BONUS ROUND: if you recognize the bernays quote up there.