If you're looking for someone quiet, home-loving and generally reluctant to go out, perhaps you ought to reconsider your objectives.
I'm a guy to go to dinner with. Even if it goes badly, at least we'll have had dinner.
I am solitary, quiet, and weird
(b) 'Metropolis' - Fritz Lang (1927)
(c) ...... silence .....
(d) Something comforting, but not pasta... unless it's lasagne; I quite like lasagne. In fact... I might have some now!
5. Smartarse remarks
Right now I'd like to lend my former unemployed self some money so he can go out and enjoy himself.
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I've changed jobs. I have more time now. I've taken a huuuuuuge pay-cut, but I don't care! I'm sure I'll make it back somehow.
Working in a roughneck environment has meant that it takes me longer to change into my more refined self, too. I'm working on my Clark Kent impression though.
Oh, and I once saved 150 passengers and crew on a flight to Greece, when a madman tried (with a degree of success) to smash out one of the windows at 20,000 ft. A girl from Minnesota and I, beat him, trussed and cuffed him and tie-wrapped him to his seat... but it didn't make the news. I did eventually get a letter of thanks from KLM. They got my name wrong and mangled my address. It's nice to feel appreciated.
Oh yes; I'm a compulsive cuddler. If this is a problem, it's probably best not to talk to me.