Seems that quite a few people have been disturbed by my rather bold statement. The more disturbed you are the better I feel. That is because I have caught your attention!! But feel free to abandon your reading. There will be no coercion.
Hmmm now that I have got ur attention, I m actually an ordinary person. Born n bred in sunny Singapore which is starting to feel a little bit crowded. Humble beginning, son of a non working Chinese housewife n a retired driver who is indian Portuguese descent. a father figure who held two jobs to give his two children (me n a younger sis) the best education he could provide. I owe him a debt of gratitude for making what I m now.
If you are still reading this, it means that I am doing ok so far in rambling about myself. Keep forgetting this is supposed to be a summary.....Soon people will be asking for a summary of my summary..hope not.
Having said that, I am also good at rotting my time away after work. I could do with some exercises like brisk walking. Somehow, I cant seem to be able to overcome the inertia... Others call it lazy..I can call it overcoming inertia....I used to like golf... Picked up the basics but somehow lost the drive.. No pun intended...
Did some mission work in Nepal before. Would love to go back there again and do more.
If you are still reading ....wow... I admire your perseverance...
I m good at keeping people at ease. And I know how to maintain friendship. It does not cost much...a Starbucks coffee...a Teh Tarik ... roti prata....best soup kambing in Singapore...hmmm.. yeah I am also good at making people hungry and salivate.
I m good at making people laugh. Or at least I think I am. I should consider clowning as my retirement fInancial supplement.
If you are smiling or laughing your head off and STILL reading this...I think you need a psychiatrist....I can recommend you a few...
And yes I m a joker. I tease people alot. Just to keep their minds at ease. It is already so stressful seeing a doc. I don't have to make it worse being overly serious!
I can tell you also what people usually DON'T notice...They dont notice that I am fat!! LOL ...cos I am tall. Oh and...vertically striped shirts or dark coloured outfits...can do wonders at camouflaging your REAL figure...
And if you are rolling on the floor laughing by now...please tell me your address so I can contact the people at Institute of Mental Health to convey you to the right place .....for treatment...
Legend of the Dark Knight by Frank Miller. It is a graphic novel. Yeah yeah, comic! Lol. I like the works of Sergio Aragones, for those who dont know, he is responsible for the small cartoon caricatures at the side pages of MAD magazines....
But on a serious note, I like ...
Life of Pi by Yann Martel
Grapes of Wrath by John Steinbeck
Anything by Lord Jeff Archer ( I mean any titles by Jeff Archer, I have got people telling me there is no book titled Anything written by Jeff Archer ..hahahaa)
Anything retro as I grew up in 80s n 90s
Oh n I love amazing grace by Il Divo simply hair raising!
My current favourite at the moment is Adele...she is simply DYNAMITE...reminds me of late Amy Winehouse. I just hope Adele doesnt self destruct like Amy...
I am also listening to Steven Halpern's Relaxation music and Sleep Soundly...they are good at relaxing your mind before you sleep at night.
Anything but horror
Harry Potter series
James Bond series
Star Wars series
Lord of the Rings trilogy
Die Hard series
Sleepless in Seattle
You've got mail
When Harry Met Sally
Anything that does not make me end up in the A&E department because I have food poisoning is fine...
TV The Big Bang Theory. Legends of Tomorrow. The Flash. Arrow
My Nespresso Coffee Machine
My Fav Sofa
My Golf Set
My Folding Bike
Hmmm maybe I should start drawing up my Bucket List
Wat I should consider if I m going to invest on property
But if it is saturday night then I will be channel surfing my mio tv for the best EPL match, F1 race. MotoGP or cricket!
Or just sleeping!
Then again, since when days are typical for me....sigh
You are willing to help change my life which is centered on work
You are into photography (basic) n traveling
You are similarly obnoxiously hilarious
You find me irresistibly cute looking, by cute I mean ugly but adorable.