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My self-summary
Avert your eyes...WARNING....I'm a complete idiot. There. Have I still got your attention ?(damn) ...I may or may not have sociopathic tendencies (self diagnosed, of course) but I'm not the vindictive bloodthirty sociopath, but more "dead on the inside, unassuming on the outside" sociopath. Are you still there? Ha, you're hilarious.....
What I’m doing with my life
Licking windows. Don't knock it til you've tried it...
I’m really good at
"Gleeking" - a weird tongue trick that involves spitting...don't get any ideas
The first things people usually notice about me
It's not what they notice, it's what they say;
-"Look! Ewwwwwww!"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
fav books : The Odyssey, Water for Elephants, LAMB, American psycho, the shining, It, the four agreements, to kill a mockingbird..
Fav tv: I don't watch tv, but if I'm ever caught in its midst...JEOPARDY, It's Always Sunny (lately) , or South Park
fav movies: Tarantino anything,Kubrick anything, 3:10 to Yuma, Hot Fuzz, Shawn of the Dead, Interview with a Vampire, Blue Valentine, most films on the IFC channel, The Color Purple, Philadelphia, Glory
fav music: Lana del Ray, Sia, Adele, Fleetwood Mac, Al Green, Donny Hathaway , Lady Antebellum, Outkast, sly and the family stone, 90's alternative to Vivaldi..(side note- I think great music stopped being made at the end of the 90's, if you disagree, come at me bro..)
fav food: Japanese,Thai, Italian, French, smoothies, cookies and cream ice cream, CUPCAKES! popsicles...and a longer selection but I can't-think-of-anything-else-at-the-moment-AND-I-kinda-love food, amen.
Six things I could never do without
(In no particular order)
Sleeping in
My brother's lame jokes
My parents' awful jokes
Alone time
I spend a lot of time thinking about
When people write "LOL" are they really laughing out loud? If no, then we're all liars.......just liars...
On a typical Friday night I am
Staring at people. Staring contests. Winning. Winning staring contests.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm still afraid of the dark......
You should message me if
The two of us