With that said, I must say it's been a long time since I've updated this thing. I'd like to think I'm wiser and more mature. But I realize I can still be a silly asshole.
You see, I'm done with boring dates. And seeing who the next best person is. I want to find my opposite and balance. I want to be the sugar to someone's lemon drop, the bitter taste of grapefruit mixed with the sweetness of prosecco. The lime to the tequila. Clearly I'm an alcoholic doing a real bad job at hiding it. I'm not into coffee dates. I don't even drink that crap at work.
I am also really good at trying to pursue 20 things at the same time. Patience and focus are not my strongest points.
So this may sound weird, but I have found some of the most interesting and enjoyable times to be with people and talking about things like religion and social constructs and the "why?" of how humans behave. Don't get me wrong, I can tell disgusting jokes with the best of them and I have the sense of a humor of a teenage boy. But this natural curiosity I have around human behavior is probably why I majored in anthropology - duh.
I really couldn't tell you WHO I'm looking for but I do know I am looking for something serious. If you are just interested in sex or dating a bunch of people at the same time, then I'm not the one for you. I'm in no rush to get married or anything like that, but I am craving a relationship that gives me joy, support, comfort and some physical satisfaction....ok a lot of it.