37Bettendorf, United States
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My self-summary
I don't wanna write a self summary, but for some reason this thing won't update my shit unless I do this thing. So, I guess I will write this here in this box like jobber so that it will update my other shit that I kinda wanted to update. I hope this is informative for those other people out there that wanna update their shit.

Thank You.

I am eccentric, conceited, and confused
What I’m doing with my life
Not what I should be. (Seriously, should you be judging me?)
Trying to head out to Seattle (not sure what will happen there).
I’m really good at
most things. I like to see myself as the joker card. I can be anything you need at the time. I am a jack of all trades and a master of the saying goes.
The first things people usually notice about me
My intelligence and abilities....followed quickly by my insecurities.
Six things I could never do without
What I like to call the 6 S's. As long as I have three I am doing alright. Smokes, shelter, sustenance, sleep, sex, and some form of substance so as to forget the other S's I don't have (usually Scotch).
I spend a lot of time thinking about
the human condition. Peoples' day to day lives and the bigger picture. Philosophy mainly.
On a typical Friday night I am
Concocting my plans to conquer the known world and perhaps drinking to excess?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I cried at the end of Braveheart and numerous other independent movies; but I am still a some extent.
You should message me if
you are looking to be treated right by a romantically oriented man, or perhaps you are off your meds and just want a somewhat normal man that doesn't conspire with the 7th dimensional demons that plague the moon of Io with the intention of crippling the present system of social security.
The two of us