33 Port Orchard, United States
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My self-summary
I'm sarcastic, and I curse a fair bit ...

If your profile says something about if you dog doesn't like me, you won't like me then I won't like you. I am not an animal person and think having a dog living in your house is gross. I'm okay with cat's, and I love turtles.

I have spent most of my life out of relationships. I've been in a few, but not many. I have a very hard time meeting people in general let alone girls. Most of the friends I have I met through an Ex, and the one's I didn't meet there her I met through the one's I met through her.

I'm awkward, and I have a hard time expressing my emotions in a honest way. I am great at expressing somebody else's emotions. I can write emotional characters when I write ... but I don't understand what is going on in my own head.

I am smart, but I am also kind of stupid. I can make intuitive leaps without all the information that tend to be correct, but when I have all the information I will draw incorrect conclusions.

I think science is amazing, but I have no patience for it. I would rather spend 8 hours reading fiction than 20 minutes watching a documentary.

I think feet are gross and weird, you will never ever see me without socks on. (I only take them off for the shower, I will remove them for sex, but only if asked to do so.) The only way you'll get me to give you a foot rub is if I know you just washed your feet AND you wear socks as well.

I like to pretend that I'm somebody else, whether it be in a video game (all PC here) or a table top roleplaying game (yes, like Dungeons and Dragons.)

I'm attracted to ditzy girls, but also to super smart girls.

I do not really have a type, no two girls I've dated have been similar in looks or personality. I like quiet girls, and loud girls. I have a really hard time initiating contact on here. Partly because I've had all of 2 responses to the various messages I've sent.
What I’m doing with my life
Working, trying to enjoy myself when I'm not working.
I’m really good at
Awkward silence, that eventually becomes content silence.
The first things people usually notice about me
I don't smile very often. I used to have messed up teeth and after years of training myself not to smile because of that I have not yet gotten back to the point where I feel comfortable smiling.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Authors: Asimov, Niven, Pournelle, Carde, S.A. Corey
Movies: Sci-fi, action, comedy, drama, anything really.
Shows: I've recently found that I like live theatre and want to see more of it. Shakespeare.
Music: Indie rock, pop rock, pop, pop punk... lady gaga, and nicki minaj. My tastes in music ranges from really good, to why the hell do i like this. Va va voom is a great song.
Food: Mexican, Italian, Hamburgers
TV: Fringe, Red Dwarf, House, Castle, almost human, more. I watch a lot of tv shows. All streamed or downloaded off the net though.
The six things I could never do without
1) computer
2) tablet
3) three's.
4) air.
5) candy
6) good food
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What I'm doing with my life. Nothing at all. Games.
On a typical Friday night I am
At home playing video games and watching a movie or show. Or once a month at LARP (DR)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I pluck my eyebrows.
You should message me if
You're kind of boring and cool with laying around watching tv/reading/playing video games all day.