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My self-summary
I like my tea piping hot with two tablespoons of sarcasm and live like a big boy (sans roomie).

I'm a globe-trotter (55 countries and counting) and I've wrapped around the world about 5 times.

Enter at your own risk; I'm a handful (but worth it!)

Happy Hunting!
What I’m doing with my life
Management at a boutique international pharma industry consulting firm.

Working full-time, adjunct professor-ating most of the year, and knocking out a PhD program part-time.

For "fun" - Getting into the CrossFit craze, triathlon training, relearning French, and online dating (naturally).



I’m really good at
Snarkiness, impartiality, and the subtle artform of being "fashionably late".

Also, strangely enough, empathy.
The first things people usually notice about me
My boobs. Hah! Made you look!

P.S. My eyes are up HERE.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books - Dystopian futures for pleasure and economics for school.

Movies - Indies, especially dark comedies. We all know that the boy doesn't always get the girl.

Music - Everything but "new country", because that's just pop music with tractors.

Food - Anything but onions.
The six things I could never do without
1) Stinky cheese
2) Delicious Bourbon
3) Gratuitous amounts of graduate education
4) Online dating (duh)
5) Two passports so I can go to Israel AND the rest of the MEA countries
6) Punctuation (Preferably two spaces after every period)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
1) Male décolletage; how much is appropriate for the professional work place?

2) How to make sure the things I love doing in life don't occur on an infrequent basis.

3) How to get the hell out of dodge for my next vacation.
On a typical Friday night I am
Drinking, sleeping....and rocking out to the hits of the 80s, 90s, AND TODAY!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I recently learned that romantic comedy is shortened to "romcom", not "rocom". Apparently I've been talking about robot comedies all these years...fml
You should message me if
* You're a little non-traditional
* You're down with playing strip Mario Kart
* You try to "learn" every damn day
* You understand allocative efficiency
* You aren't just looking for sex (OK, I hope you're laughing at this one too)
*You get a jillion bazillion bonus points if you have a French Bulldog or a Pug.