31 Brooklyn, United States
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My self-summary
I think my pop culture knowledge is far enough behind that I can't communicate with people under the age of 23. I'm a sucker for nice eyes and good grammar. I still own and listen to CDs. I go to bed at 10. I Googled what "turn up" means. I know what you're thinking. "How can a man this cool be single?"
What I’m doing with my life
I'm working hard, people watching, finding good places to have a drink, and giving street performers way more money than I should.
I’m really good at
Navigating. I'm vehemently opposed to GPS and automatic transmission. I drive the way your dad did in 1992.
The first things people usually notice about me
This question is something only a narcissist knows the answer to.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
David Sedaris, Richard Dawkins, Chuck Klosterman, Trailer Park Boys, metal, and pizza. Not at the same time though. OK, sometimes at the same time.
The six things I could never do without
Wait, my basic human needs answer? Or the privileged white American answer everyone gives that includes an iPhone?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Candid shots. They're cool, but I imagine the preceding conversation where you ask your friend to take a picture of you looking out over the water so you can put it on OKCupid. I hate my brain.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm really just looking through your profile looking for improper uses of "your" and "you're."
You should message me if
You have a story to tell.