42 Norwich, United Kingdom
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My self-summary
I am older than I look, feel and act. I am sarcastic, dry and cutting. I am silly beyond measure. I am tolerant, understanding and caring. I am articulate and argumentative. I am interesting and interested.
What I’m doing with my life
I've recently returned to the exciting world of catering, I tried to give it up three years ago but couldn't seem to decide what to do and so went back to carrying plates. For years people have told me I need to do something with my impressive brain, so far all I've managed is a lot of pub quiz victories.
I’m really good at
Playing games (I mean like chess, poker and trivial pursuit not sleeping with someone and not answering their calls for a week.)
Cooking Sunday roasts.
Making up words.
Mishearing people.
Putting things off.
The first things people usually notice about me
My deep voice and tendency to affect silly accents.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Anything by Christopher Brookmyre
Jurassic Park
The Primitive
Still Life with woodpecker
Life of Pi
Notes from the underground

Etre et Avoir
A complete history of my sexual failures
Rear Window
The Truman Show
North by Northwest

Peep Show
Nighty Night
The Sopranos
Game of Thrones
Chorlton and the Wheelies

Caravan Palace
Parov Stelar
The Mountain Goats
The Avett Brothers
The Tallest man on earth
Imam Baldi
Freefall Collective
Electric Eel Shock
Bob Dylan
Muddy Waters
The Flaming Lips

I love all kinds of food from Italian to Korean, from a juicy steak to a succulent strawberry.

To be fair I could go on for hours in each of these categories I've just given a snippet.
The six things I could never do without
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Filling in forms
On a typical Friday night I am
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Is not about to appear on the internet. The most private thing I will admit on the internet is that I have dressed up as a woman twice and loved it both times.
You should message me if
You want to meet a fun, easy going guy who has a lot of interesting stories and opinions, you need a new member for your pub quiz team or you think our match scores indicate we would like each other.