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My self-summary
Me: Man of sarcasm and substance with a sense-of-humor. Dwells on the negative; cannot be saved.

Always the best looking in police line-ups. Can have moments of brilliance; work at being an above average sepller and can correctly pronounce “smorgasbord.” Great conversationalist after you break the ice and I have a beer.

Definite sense of humor. Like to play. Like to laugh. Have the World’s largest collection of air guitars. Played Triangle in past life. Bargain-hunter. Travel fanatic. Favorite tiramisu. Sometimes difficult to beat in Cards against Humanity but very easy to love and get along with.

You: Must have most of your own teeth left. Must not be taller than me. Must be willing to let me steal from the bank in monopoly. Will share stolen Monopoly money with the right girl.
What I’m doing with my life
Being a secret spy
I’m really good at
Dodgeball, watch out, it's my jam.
The first things people usually notice about me
I am a tall loveable guy.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: The five people you meet in heaven, Tuesday with Morrie, Freakanomics, The Alchemist, and the Unforgiving Minute.

Movies: Gladiator, Fight Club, Brave Heart, Anchorman, and Shaw Shank Redemption

TV Shows: Dexter, Big Bang Theory, Family Guy, Scandal, game of thrones, Homeland, the History and Discovery channel.

Music: Pandora...

Food: I love food. Period.
The six things I could never do without
Southwestern Egg rolls from Chili's
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Does space ever end?
On a typical Friday night I am
Running the gambit on life and pushing forward on my project of global domination.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I wear a special cologne. It’s called Sex Panther by Odeon. It’s illegal in nine countries…and it’s made with bits of real panther, so you know it’s good.
You should message me if
Here are the ground rules:

1. You enjoy life
2. You can laugh at yourself
3. You're a good human being
4. Finally, you can appreciate sarcasm