30 Philadelphia, United States
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My self-summary
If absolutely anything about Tomi Lahren appeals to you, we're probably not going to get along.
What I’m doing with my life
Second-year vet student. I'm basically always at school.
I’m really good at
sleeping, spilling stuff all over myself, bathing dogs, washing dishes, penmanship, bottle feeding baby animals
The first things people usually notice about me
I assume it's my radiant aura.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
(Had some lists here, but I received a lot of tl;dr feedback. Blame your illiterate brethren for the lack of detail.)

BOOKS: Mostly fiction. Lots of classics. High fantasy, satire, magic realism, bildungsromans, some science fiction, some horror, etc., etc. Ask and I'll tell you if I've read it.

MOVIES: I watch them, yes. I fucks with certain directors more than others (Kubrick, the Coens, Wes Anderson, Herzog, Tarantino, etc.). Also probably have a lot of taste overlap with dudes who came of age in the early '80s. German silent films, weirdly. Mean Girls.

SHOWS: HBO. Showtime. Original series from Netflix. I find that I can become invested in just about anything given enough exposure.

MUSIC: Lots of rap, lots of old alternative/indie rock and pop. I'm not going to pretend I don't also listen to a fair amount of radio shit. Again, just ask.

FOOD: Indian, Ethiopian, and Thai.
The six things I could never do without
1.) Bed
2.) Soft blankets
3.) Sweatpants
6.) I'm very tired
I spend a lot of time thinking about
animals, exotic locales, well-established adages and how I always fuck them up, embryology, the mythoi behind breakfast cereal mascots, lexical borrowing, comparative anatomy, memento mori
On a typical Friday night I am
containing multitudes.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
If this were the 17th century, I'd absolutely be burned at the stake for being a witch.
You should message me if
Do whatever. I'm not your mom.