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My self-summary
I may not be smart, but I sure am slow.
What I’m doing with my life
Just finished my second year of vet school. I'm pretty sure that's literally all I have going on.
I’m really good at
sleeping, spilling stuff all over myself, bathing dogs, washing dishes, penmanship, bottle feeding baby animals
The first things people usually notice about me
Probably how tired I look.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
(Had some lists here, but I received a lot of tl;dr feedback. Blame your illiterate brethren for the lack of detail.)

BOOKS: Mostly fiction. Lots of classics. High fantasy, satire, magic realism, bildungsromans, some science fiction, some horror, etc., etc. Ask and I'll tell you if I've read it.

MOVIES: I watch them, yes. I fucks with certain directors more than others (Kubrick, the Coens, Wes Anderson, Herzog, Tarantino, etc.). Also probably have a lot of taste overlap with dudes who came of age in the early '80s. German silent films, weirdly. Mean Girls.

SHOWS: HBO. Showtime. Original series from Netflix. I find that I can become invested in just about anything given enough exposure.

MUSIC: Lots of rap, lots of old alternative/indie rock and pop. I'm not going to pretend I don't also listen to a fair amount of radio shit. Again, just ask.

FOOD: Indian, Ethiopian, and Thai.
Six things I could never do without
1.) Bed
2.) Soft blankets
3.) Sweatpants
4.) Uhhh
5.) Whaaat
6.) Hmmm
I spend a lot of time thinking about
animals, exotic locales, well-established adages and how I always fuck them up, embryology, the mythoi behind breakfast cereal mascots, lexical borrowing, comparative anatomy, memento mori
On a typical Friday night I am
shit-faced, sitting in proximity to the things I need to be studying for the exam I inevitably have the following Monday, or asleep.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm actually about a dozen iguanas stacked on top of one another in a long trench coat. Shhh, don't tell my parents!
You should message me if
Do whatever. I'm not your mom.
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