slice_rulz
40 Drexel Hill, United States
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My self-summary
i am a master of sarcasm, or am i just being sarcastic?

the journey to self discovery is an ongoing process. ones progress so far cannot be summed up in a short couple paragraphs like this. here are just a few juicy bits that feel on the floor when i was trying to dissect my progress so far.

i cant spell worth a shit i had to use spell check and the dictionary to make sure i spelled "dissect" correctly. im not an idiot, just really cant spell.

i retain almost completely useless fact about completely random subject.

i have a whole bunch of useless talents.

i consider myself an artist although i havent done anything really artistic in years, other then a few halloween costumes here and there and building stuff.

i like to make stuff out of wood.
i like to make stuff out of metal.
i rarely make stuff out of wood and metal at the same time.
i dont know why i am writing about what i like to build stuff out of right here? i guess if you live near me and need something made out of wood or metal or if you need stuff fixed around the house it might come in handy but that isnt what i was getting at here.

some times i babble...

i worked for the railroad, all the live long day.
i worked at a bank.
i worked as a contractor.
i work as a bouncer.
i bounce when i run...

i went to school for engineering and for photography, but not at the same time, and i never really finished.

i have trouble finishing stuff.

I am the man, with the plan, and stuff
What I’m doing with my life
the easiest way to explain it is that i am a mad scientist of sorts. i stole the term "mad scientist" form a business of my grandfathers that i found when i was a lil kid. i am somewhere between an engineer, mechanic, and an artist. need less to say i have a lot of trouble finding a way to make a ton of money doing this. I work full time as a bouncer / security at the moment.

Recently discovered I love going to the gym. I have been spending a lot of time doing that.
I’m really good at
everything i put my mind to which kind of stinks because then i have a hard time narrowing it down to do the things that i should be doing.
The first things people usually notice about me
I either get "do you know that guy, what's his name, who is in that Zac Brown band?"
Or, "do you watch Duck Dynasty?"

...all the time.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I have the worst taste in music. ill pick out a CD just because i like the cover (yes i still buy CD's i just like to have them). i like female vocalist and recently i have been sticking with the softer stuff but i'm still a sucker for a good beat.

I have eclectic taste in movies i like a little bit of everything but horror movies. 100%. love them. not so much the the "insert pretty person here and hack them to bits" type, but the nitty gritty old school type, or the french or italian ones. good time. other then horror movie my taste goes in all different directions.

as for food... yes, please. chubby kids gotta eat. Mostly vegetarian diet +seafood.

I know I skipped favorite books... Not a big reader. Sorry. I didn't know there was going to be a test?!
The six things I could never do without
1 my family because they are the best
2 my friends because even when i had nothing they were still there
3 shoes because i have this thing...
4 my truck i live in the thing
5 my tools, need them to work and play
6 my computer

aside from friends and family the rest are luxuries.
On a typical Friday night I am
working at a bar. or the same thing we try to do every night, pinky, try and take over the world!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
...It's not the fact that I am on this site. It's the fact that I'm upset that I haven't had better luck with meeting people on this site. Other then that, my life is a open book.
You should message me if
You want me to message you back. I had some sarcastic thing about how you shouldn't message me. I meant it as a joke or some kind of reverse psychology but it didn't seem to work... Yeah, I like messages.
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