43London, United Kingdom
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My self-summary
I’m all awkward moments, boring dinners, and popped collars. If my conversations about work, football and money don’t bore you, my face will. Try new things? Not gonna! Just give me white bread and a glass of water for dippin’. The outdoors scare me, girls scare me, new places scare me. Eye contact? I avoid it! I fall in what is called Instant-Love. I write novel-length love letters by my second email. I avoid excitement and the unknown. Make decisions? No way. Witty banter, sarcasm? What’s that? Yes ladies, the total catch.
What I’m doing with my life
Seeking the truth
I’m really good at
At doing a origami
The first things people usually notice about me
I don't get noticed unless I want to, ninja training ...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Music: Traditional German Folk Music, I've been to beer festival and drunk all day and night and I still don't get it, lol
Movies: once upon a time in America, life of Brian
TV: Flat Screen 42"
Books: papillon, chariots of the gods, Mayfair borrowed from my father lol
Sports: football
Interests: Quantum Mechanics (also known as) Quantum Physics, the infinitely large and the infinitely small, and black matter, sometimes I wish I could think like Steven Hawkins, but I'm rubbish at maths...
Six things I could never do without
1, Oxygen
2, Food
3, Water
4, Sleep
5, Sun shine
6, Justin Bieber
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I have a recurring dream that I'm a green cat called Brian, and i can fly....
On a typical Friday night I am
Crying myself to sleep or party party, or bipolar apparently according to my doctor, but Wtf does he know ;-)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am from the future, 3052 to be exact. Been doing a little time travel. Loving this time, gonna stay here for a while, very funny year, lqtm :)
You should message me if
1. You have very strong hands, stronger than mine maybe. So you can open my tough to open jars.
2. Put up with my mantrums (man-tantrums)”
3. Should be able to handle multiple orgasms
4. Be able to answer this question "How long is a piece of string"???
5. No nutters, drama queens, bunny boilers, or kill joys, please you know who you are, if you have issues don't bring them to me seek medical help, have a nice day :)
The two of us