slimcrim
36 Philadelphia, United States
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My self-summary
I like to pretentiously think that I enjoy the living, breathing city "better" than most. Transportation infrastructure and the roles of politicians, architects, citizens, preservationists, developers...that's my wheelhouse.

I also like taking photographs (like every other hipster). I promise my moody black and white photographs of chairs are better than all the other ones.

I'm easy to find in crowds because I'm 100 ft tall.
What I’m doing with my life
Did my Mom write this question?
I’m really good at
Turning every held object into a game of catch
The first things people usually notice about me
That I answered this question really well. "Aren't you that guy who gave that remarkable answer on OKC about what people notice you for?"

"Yeah, that's me. Sure I will sign your boob."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I pretend to like high literature but read "Grasshopper Jungle" recently and am only partially ashamed to admit I loved it.

On an R&B/Soul kick lately: Sam Cooke, Shirelles, Aretha Franklin, Dionne Warwick, and anything written by Burt Bachrach/Hal David.

Also love Beatles and Pink Floyd like everybody else. I'm only human.

Weird shit I've seen this year that I loved: Cheap Thrills, The Guest, Snowpiercer. Grotesque dark comedies with a coat of allegorical paint and bursts of violence are my jam.
The six things I could never do without
What a lame question. Here are my six favorite bugs...

- Praying mantises
- Amblypygi (seriously they are all awesome)
- Bumblebees
- Silverfish (not house centipedes, big difference)
- Fancy caterpillars
- Jumping spiders (the cutest of all bugs)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The city. It sounds like a cliche answer but seriously, cities are so fucking cool. Let's get a drink and jabber about infrastructure.
On a typical Friday night I am
Losing my voice (bars, concerts, and general fun activities are LOUD)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I find natural disasters weirdly fascinating, especially tsunamis and earthquakes above 7 on the richter scale.
You should message me if
You think I'm good looking and can keep up, obviously.

Also don't message me if you live a trillion miles away. I'm not a camwhore!
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