I have many goals and ambitions, none of which have anything to do with work. I'm told it's a very European attitude.
Books: My first love is Shakespeare. My second love is Dante. My third love might be Victor Hugo. Or Tolkien. I know - DWM.
Food: I'm an above average cook. I specialize in pastas, chilis, casseroles, etc. When going out I look for sushi, Thai, Mediterranean, and just about anything else.
Webcomics: Questionable Content, XKCD, Oglaf.
Podcasts: Chop Bard, Hardcore History
My unlimited Metro card
The Oxford comma
-you lipsync when you wear headphones.
-you're a lady-type person with armpit hair.
-we're best friends, we just haven't met yet.
-you're a world class cuddler.