slo-motionjones
34 Margate City, United States
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My self-summary
eh it's boring.
What I’m doing with my life
RN at a drug and alcohol rehab--just giving a hand-up to some good people in a bad spot. however, fair warning, i do check for track marks.
I’m really good at
hating nascar.
The first things people usually notice about me
my pointy elbows.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
=Davis' Drug Guide
=the wild and wonderful whites of West Virginia...& police academy 1-6.
=aqua teen hunger force; tim & eric; supermarket sweep.
=slayer & bieber
=lunchables & grape big league chew
The six things I could never do without
picnics.
picnics.
picnics.
picnics.
picnics.
picnics.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
this one time i saw a guy slip on a banana peel. it was hilarious.
On a typical Friday night I am
working at the local soup kitchen (psssh you wish).

usually watching reruns of Survivorman on Netflix.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
my shower liner is a map of the world. go ahead...ask me a world capital...

and, i have a shake weight.
You should message me if
you don't take yourself seriously; like at all.
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