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My self-summary
I can't help but enjoy slapstick comedy movies like Spaceballs and Airplane. Maybe you have a favorite that I haven't seen and we could enjoy?

I've traveled to Brazil and Canada to watch the last two World Cups.

I will wake up at 4, call my brother and pick him up, drive 4 hours to Tahoe, ride for half the day, and drive home. He always promises to drive back but always falls asleep.
What I’m doing with my life
I take pride in having rode a mechanical bull twice and survived.

Want to have a speed walking race?
I’m really good at
Dad Jokes and embarassing myself gloriously.

Slightly dated movie and TV references.

Making an awkward situation more awkward.
The first things people usually notice about me
My freckles
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Sherlock Holmes collection, I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell, World War Z, Y: The Last Man, Into the Wild, and Walking Dead

Movies: Ted, Good Will Hunting, Goonies, Ghostbusters, Boondock Saints, Kingdom of Heaven, Monsters Inc, Away We Go, Gravity,

TV: Undateable, HIMYM, Doctor Who, Psych (Come on son!) and Sherlock

Music: Creedance Clearwater Revival, Steve Miller, Tom Jones, Blue Scholars, De La, J5, Amos Lee, Sambada, Flogging Molly, Oasis, Mumford and Sons, Alabama Shakes, Third Eye Blind, 30 Seconds to Mars, Ray LaMontagne

Food: I'll try mostly anything
Six things I could never do without
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to beat the barflies at the local trivia night

How drunk me can prank sober me.
On a typical Friday night I am
Trying to find a trivia night, grab a pitcher and find out all the arbitrary information I don't know.

Coaching or training, out grabbing drinks, out on a road trip, or in with a burrito and relaxing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I based a lot of moral decisions when I was younger on how I thought Superman would.
You should message me if
You're goofy, weird and try to be funny but no one seems to laugh

You want to go on an adventure

You're horrible at practical jokes

Hopefully you understand my username is a movie reference.

I value loyalty and openness. Someone to laugh with. To look at the stars and make up stories.

I'm not afraid to express myself. I am very comfortable in my own skin. I have many different passions and am interested in sharing them with someone and learning about yours. Try me ;-).
The two of us