27Houston, United States
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My self-summary
I am very funny and I rarely filter. If I'm thinking it, I'll probably say it. I'm very much an examiner of life with a strong imagination.
Other adjectives: philosophical, grammatical, avuncular, ridiculous, and clearly, obfuscatory grandiloquence.
I'm pretty easygoing about most things and I make a mean grilled cheese (in that it reduces other foods to tears with its verbal barbs.)
What I’m doing with my life
I'm an elementary school teacher. That eats through most of my life. The rest is spent in the company of family and friends and consuming media and nourishment.
I’m really good at
playing strategy board games, analyzing text, seeing the other side of things, not finishing projects, listening and making lists with six items in them.
The first things people usually notice about me
is how tall I am. People seem to enjoy commenting on it with abandon. After that, they notice my hilarious jokes. Here's one: Why did the orange go to the doctor? He wasn't peeling well! Also, he had AIDS.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Book: "Music for Torching" by A.M. Homes; Jerzy Kozinski; "The Well of Loneliness"; "The Four Million" by O. Henry; Daniel Pinkwater; Byrd Baylor

Movie: Pulp Fiction; Rain Man; Johnny Stecchino; Shoot Em Up
Show: 30 Rock; Royal Pains; Revenge; Community

Music: Joanna Newsom; The New Pornographers; The Mountain Goats; Neko Case; Jenny Lewis; Regina Spektor; Ben Folds; Alison Krauss; Lady Gaga

Food: Sauteed Onions; Strawberries; Pasta (All at once!)
Six things I could never do without
board games, books, cheese, imagination, sense of humor and my writing ability.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
why the world works the way it does and how it might work in different ways.
Also, names for my future children: Pizza Bagel, for example.
On a typical Friday night I am
hanging out with friends, playing Tichu and talking smack.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I want to have like 20 kids and I want each of my children to have 20 kids, so I have 400 grandchildren! (/kidding)
You should message me if
You understand how to correctly form a sentence.
You like to laugh even when you hate to laugh.
You're are of a world-examining bend.
Or to tell me a hilarious joke.
The two of us