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My self-summary
It's a lot to read. Just pretend you're in college and skim it.

Honestly, I only joined this site because I thought it would be fun to see which people I "match" with; I never planned on becoming somewhat addicted to the questions...some of them are pretty ridiculous. With that said, my screen name had 0% thought put into it due to my misconceptions.

Moving on, I'm never great at talking about myself, albeit I'd like to think that I know myself inside and out. I used to think that I was satisfactory in keeping my emotions to myself, however it has been becoming more evident that I wear my heart on my sleeve.

I'm a vegetarian of nearly 13 years, and I've started to dabble in veganism, but I like to live my life by the phrase "to each his own". Your personal views are cool with long as you don't force them upon me.

My favorite activity is people-watching, which may be confused with rude staring if I get too caught up in it. :/ Because of this, I have been told that I have RBF--better known as resting bitch face.
I've been known to come off a little strong--either because I'm naturally friendly, or because I speak an uncensored mind at times. In the same token, I'm shy--I have an eye contact deficiency around attractive people.

I'm not the greatest sports fact I'm pretty sure I'm somewhere at the bottom of the fan chain. Football is a huge turnoff for me.

I've on many occasions been told that I am an old soul.

I am sarcastic, pragmatic, and chivalrous

What I’m doing with my life
I finished my undergrad, and I'm looking out onto the horizon. I'm not entirely sure where I'm going. I've been working at the same restaurant for over nine years now, and have grown into management. It's the job that I've loved the most so far, and my coworkers make it damn near impossible to hate.

I like to keep busy, and that often translates to working a lot...a lot.
I’m really good at
being a robot. I love to organize spaces and analyze before getting emotionally involved. I can turn those little buggars on and off at will. Easier to turn off than on.

I'm really good at sounding like an asshole via text message, (and to your face) although responsibility (normally) lies in the improper reception of my sarcasm and/or direct, literal form of communication.

I'm also great at scheduling my time, and I love doing it. wallet--that's a different story.

I also have a knack for seeing people's hidden motives.
*cue eerie music*
The first things people usually notice about me
Probably that I'm white, but skin color is probably the first thing anybody notices about anyone, consciously or not.

I've been told that I'm unapproachable by several people.

What I think people notice: my asocial tendencies, followed by my quiet sarcasm.

This is where I tell you that I have purdy eyes, that allow you to peer into my old robot soul, right? Do robots have souls?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Brain candy:
I try to read, but I don't often find time for it.
The Hobbit, Perks of Being A Wallflower, "The Last Vampire" series by Christopher Pike, His Dark Materials Trilogy, Kafka on the Shore

Palahniuk • Vonnegut • Quinn

Eye candy:
Pretty much any movie that involves a bad ass chick.

Aeon Flux, Battle Royal, Black Swan, Resident Evil, Doomsday, 28 Days Later, Cube, Underworld, Tank Girl, Dancer in the Dark, Silence of the Lambs, Mean Girls, The Labyrinth, Breakfast Club, 12 Monkeys, Girl Interrupted, The Craft, Amelie, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Death Note, Daria, and by nature--most Disney movies.

Ear candy:
Techno, dubstep, industrial, folk, pop, rock, ambient, chip tunes ...pretty much everything except for rap and country.

Alanis Morissette, Combichrist, Alice in Videoland, Alkaline Trio, Aphex Twin, Ayria, Bjork, Belle and Sebastian, Deadmau5, Tycho, Beyoncé, Brand New, Depeche Mode, Distillers, Fischerspooner, Florence + The Machine, Lady Gaga, Muse, Rise Against, Taking Back Sunday, Garbage, Ellen Allien, Kill Hannah, Birthday Massacre, Regina Spektor, Adele, Ella Fitzgerald, Lana Del Rey, John Hopkins, etc etc etc....

Mouth candy:
Anything spicy, or with curry. I add Sriracha to just about everything. Seriously, the hotter the better. I have had multiple occasions where the chef at a Thai restaurant came to my table to make sure everything is okay. I think this is why I haven't been bitten by a mosquito in 5 years.
Six things I could never do without
[in no specific order]
1. friends (read: family)
2. punctuation
3. laughter
4. spontaneity
5. rationality
6. a heartbeat
I spend a lot of time thinking about
"what if ..."

I like to play out conversations in my head before I have them.
On a typical Friday night I am
wondering what I should be doing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have practically no secrets of myself. Ask away.

I keep my feet outside of the covers.

And I'm super attracted to thick eyebrows and green eyes. Go figure.
You should message me if
you feel like it*....and you're not crazy*.

*Prerequisites are mandatory.

I'll respond to just about anyone; I enjoy friendly conversation. Please think twice before sending stupid messages.
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