smartnsexychef
41 Corvallis, United States
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My self-summary
*****IF YOU DON'T LOVE KIDS, STOP HERE AND MOVE ON TO THE NEXT PROFILE. IF YOU WANT MORE BIOLOGICAL KIDS STOP HERE, AND MOVE ON TO THE NEXT PROFILE. IF YOU ARE A COUCH POTATO STOP HERE, AND MOVE ON TO THE NEXT PROFILE.******

Back to the lecture at hand...

I'm sweet. I love old motown music and my kids. I love learning and meeting new people. I can be serious but usually pretty goofy. I am sarcastic with a very slight bitter flavor. Love sincere emotions and heartfelt conversations. Can't stand bull shit. If I say it I mean it. I want to meet cool people. I like creativity and open minds.
I am keen, entertaining, and capricious
What I’m doing with my life
So I have relocated to the heart of the valley. I am loving being surrounded by nature. I am a full time student with aspirations of off the grid living in the next 5 years. I really love the direction my life is taking me. I'm learning as much as I can about technology at the same time as I'm researching ways to become less dependent on it. I'm really interested in being self sustaining.
Voting for Bernie btw
I’m really good at
I'm good at baking, but witty banter is next in line, other then that I have no other talents....Ok that's not true. I'm really good at being :)
The first things people usually notice about me
If I have to tell you then you really didn't notice...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
a) Kitchen Confidential, Sherman Alexie, Diaz
b) Zatiochi (the blind swordsman)
c) Al Green, Stylistic, Curtis Mayfield, MF DOOM and Modest Mouse, Stooges, The Runaways, WuTang, Blackstar, Jack White and the list goes on.
d) Soul Food, Fried Chicken, Greens, Mac n Cheese, Grits, all with lots of hot sauce. I have been doing the healthy thing, so not as much fried foods, i love all the yummy local produce available. I still love my hot sauces, Frank's, siracha and tapatio is what I have at home.
The six things I could never do without
My kids,Music, Love, Passion,____.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
World peace, my family, solving world hunger, god.
On a typical Friday night I am
I am at home watching a movie...doing french homework....honestly I don't get out much.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Once a really really long time ago (when I was a freshman in high school) I saw Vanilla Ice in concert.

I was once fired from a job for writing " bite me" on a cupcake.
You should message me if
Message me cause you want to, cause you love life, cause you're happy with yourself, cause you're cute and funny, cause you like to laugh, cause you realize that I realize this a profile and not an essay for a grammar class or just because. Oh and if you're voting for Bernie!
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