smashcore
32 Chicago, United States
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My self-summary
Happy-go-lucky and extremely hyperactive, and will eat just about anything, regardless of whether it is edible or not. Most of the time I spout nonsense, but I do have a few, short moments of clarity.

I don’t mind getting involved with typical Earth culture. On several occasions I have even admitted to loving Earth. I also have a strong love of Earth snacks, such as tacos, taquitos, candy, chocolate bubblegum, waffles, cupcakes, tuna, biscuits, chicken with mayonnaise, pizza, mashed potatoes, muffins and corn.

I have no sense of who is a friend and who is an enemy. I also rarely understand the severity of the predicaments I find himself in, unless it involves pain or very severe danger. However, to my credit I often understand it more than my friends and, on rare occasion, predicted the correct out-come of a very dangerous situation.
What I’m doing with my life
Webmaster. That what it says on the business card they give me. I'm going to try to get this changed to web ninja.
I’m really good at
Being on time but besides that I'm an all round kinda guy. Being a ninja. Looking ten steps ahead in a plan but forgetting it after the first step.
The first things people usually notice about me
They don't. I notice them. (Edit: had this response for a year and just now realizing how creepy it sounds)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I like sci-fi books and movies, action and comedy movies. I like rock and rap music.

Salad! Mostly with croutons & tomatoes. Really just one big, round crouton covered with tomato sauce. And cheese. Ok it's pizza. I like pizza.
The six things I could never do without
Nothing. All things end so eventually your without at least one thing from your list.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Where the hell I parked...
On a typical Friday night I am
Alone. Wandering around the lake or downtown somewhere. Maybe on the train for no apparent reason.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I listen to audiobooks. LOTS of audiobooks.
You should message me if
You probably shouldn't. Be safe and never take chances.

*Ahem* A list for convenience:
Cartoons
Anime
Video games
Movies
TV
Narwhals
Audiobooks
Exploration
Alone time
Together time
Funny comics with a dark sense of humor
An understanding that comic books aren't for children anymore and have changed dramatically in recent years for a different demographic.
Science fiction & Fantasy
Gir
Cthulhu
Batman or Superman? (Your answer could effect humanity. Choose wisely)

There's some more stuff to this list that I may put at a later date but the reason for it is this.
If you like most of things, drop what your doing and message me. NOW.
If you like some of these things then there's a 50/50 chance for a relationship that could go above and beyond expectations. Or we could just be homies.
If you don't really like any of these things then I have no idea how the hell you made it this far. Curiosity maybe?
In any of these cases, you should message me because when you get right down to it, I'm a pretty nice guy.
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