smc2645
27 Columbia, United States
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My self-summary
Brand new transplant from Texas (I make liberal use of "y'all") new to the DC area looking to meet new and interesting people and explore my new home.

My life is like hitting 'shuffle' on Spotify, you never quite know what might pop up. I've had an incredibly eclectic set of experiences - excavating a 16th century shipwreck in Croatia, surviving a tornado hit to my camp in Mexico, and even choking on jello. I try to fill every day of my life with adventure, curiosity, and a passion for things I love. My adventures may not always go as planned (okay...never), but I live as much for the journey as the destination.

I end up laughing at myself often and am the best at putting myself into embarrassing situations. If thinking of the perfect comeback 3 seconds too late were a super power, I'd have my own Marvel movie, complete with action figures and a Netflix spin off.

I love the outdoors, filling my ears with live music, exploring obscure shops and museums, and trying to cook a new recipe without having the fire department called. I'm a big sports fan and am trying to figure out this whole hockey thing. Texas doesn't prepare you very well for that one...but I'm all in for college/professional basketball, baseball and football! I'm also an avid photographer, SCUBA diver, and not afraid to put myself out there to try new things. I'd love to ski one day, but I'm worried how many small children I may take out on my tumble down the mountain. Otherwise, a good run, relaxing evenings with friends or Netflix, and witty conversations complete me.
What I’m doing with my life
Getting settled in the DC area and beginning my career.

Finishing up my PhD in underwater archaeology at Texas A&M University (just writing the dissertation - almost done!) and just finished directing my own project exploring a sunken 19th century port city on the Texas coast. No, not Atlantis...mostly sharp oyster shells, jellyfish, and some incredible archaeological material.

Regardless of what some might say, underwater archaeology definitely isn't like underwater basket weaving. We find the basket hundreds of years after someone has done the work for us and try to figure out why they would do something so ridiculous in the first place.

When not busy weaving fancy underwater baskets, I spend my time working out, figuring out how I managed to get the latest phantom bruise/scratch somewhere on myself, and soon, taking every opportunity to explore what MD and VA have to offer. If you have any recommendations or great hiking spots, let me know! I'd love to attempt the AT one day.
I’m really good at
Cooking with new recipes and not burning the kitchen down, but burning myself in the process.

Photography

Music. Sometimes the air drums and guitar. I play 'real' instruments too.

SCUBA diving

Interpreting historical artifacts and shipwrecks into an accurate story of how people lived in the past.

Mario Kart - Who said all childhood skills die?
The first things people usually notice about me
My friends sometimes tell me my life is similar to Indiana Jones - except I don't think even Indy could challenge this wetsuit farmer's tan.

Physically, my blue eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
These are just a few:

Books: LOTR, 1984, Fahrenheit 451 (I love dystopian novels), Rendezvous with Rama, World War Z, Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy, and most any well-written historical fiction. Also a big fan of Twain, Thoreau, Clarke, Hemingway, Orwell, and Shakespeare.

Music: My taste in music is quite eclectic - Led Zeppelin, The Beatles, The Black Keys, Shakey Graves, St. Paul and the Broken Bones, Muse, The Shins, Radiohead, B.B. King, Eric Clapton, as well as an absurd amount of Classical and Jazz.

Movies: The Big Lebowski, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Tucker and Dale vs Evil, Jurassic Park, Shaun of the Dead, The Exorcist, Insidious, Cabin in the Woods, Step Brothers, Interstellar, The Blues Brothers, the 3 original Indiana Jones (there was a 4th?), Star Wars, Pulp Fiction, the Bourne movies, and tons of documentaries.

Shows: Archer, South Park, Doctor Who, GoT, Venture Bros, Cosmos, Daredevil, Firefly, Top Gear (RIP),Rick and Morty.

Food: Can't beat fresh seafood, Texas BBQ, and Italian pasta. I love trying new foods, especially in countries I'm visiting.
The six things I could never do without
- Curiosity
- Humor and sarcasm
- Push signs on doors that look like they should be pulled - it's a 50/50 shot to embarrass myself in public every time.
- Passport
- Live music
- My friends and family
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How awesome it would be to ride a dinosaur like a horse.

Could I really survive the zombie apocalypse?

How would it have been to live at a certain place at a certain time in history?

What was going through the mind of the person who last touched this artifact hundreds of years ago?

What am I going to do when I finally make it to Iceland?
On a typical Friday night I am
On a night in, Netflix, game night with friends (Cards Against Humanity, Exploding Kittens, or any other number of random games we enjoy), or spending time relaxing and doing something spontaneous.

When out, it's normally grabbing a few drinks with friends. Other weekends I may be out diving, camping, dancing, or taking a road trip to some new place.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
A girl broke my arm in 5th grade...it came with an amazing scar after surgery. Sometimes I make up some outlandish story about being attacked by a bear to see how far I can take it before they suspect something.
You should message me if
You like new adventures and enjoy a good laugh

Have need for a partner in crime

Want to explore DC/Baltimore and the DMV area

Looking to make a meaningful relationship with someone
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