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Do you like nachos?
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Enjoy great shows like Tosh.0! Bar Rescue! And many animated favorites for the kids!
Need to pump up the jams? SMOOTHIE(tm)'s musical selections will PUMP YOU UP! The Killers, Two Door Cinema Club, Modest Mouse, Mumford & Sons, Neon Trees, Atlas Genius, Bruno Mars, and many more popular hits!
Hungry? No problem! Enjoy sushi, coffee, even delicious nachos!! Many of which just the click of a button away!
SMOOTHIE(tm)- "Gets the job done!"