SnailCollector
28Austin, United States
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My self-summary
I'm a cool, fun-loving guy who loves yoga and frozen yogurt. There are a lot of good things about me, but I don't want to reveal the secrets of those good things right away.

I inherited my father's snail breeding business, which I now run. Whenever a TV show or movie filmed in Austin or sporting event has snails, chances are, I provided the snails.

I also run a website about snails. A snailsite, if you will.

My company is already the third most profitable snail breeding company in Austin, and the most profitable snail breeding company in north Austin.

I am working diligently day in and day out to make my company the second most profitable snail breeding company in Austin.
What I’m doing with my life
Since all of my snails died in the war and my business went under, I devote the majority of my time to the pursuit of knowledge.

I make enough money at my software development job to afford nice things (a chair, dr pepper, a life time supply of gobstoppers and M&M's), but none of those things truly stimulate me or satisfy my ambitions except the candy and soda, and even that gets old after a while.

My dream is to truly innovate in this industry; I spend a lot of time at my computer working on projects that interest me.

I'm attracted to scientists with similarly strong ambitions and passion. I need to feel like I'm in a friendly competition with my significant other for success.

I also like to try to incorporate irony and sarcasm into everything I do. I occasionally get random ideas for YouTube videos showcasing ironic projects I've built. Here is one I made detailing how to mod any toaster to control your computer in 3 easy steps: https://youtu.be/vI7tWd7B3iI

I'd like to make more of these, but I can't choose when my new ideas come.
I’m really good at
Programming;
Math;
Physics;
Piano;
Weight lifting;
Bouldering (I'm not really that great -- still doing level 4's / blacks);
Coming up with an ironic comment for any situation, no matter how serious;
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Star Trek, Friends, pho, Scott Joplin, Chopin, Rolling Stones, Pink Floyd, Yiruma, Do as Infinity, and that song with all the states from Animaniacs.
On a typical Friday night I am
Any subset of these:

At a coffee shop writing game engine code;
At work writing search engine code;
At home writing home automation code;
At the gym;
Bouldering;
Eating at my favorite pho restaurant;
Practicing piano;
Maintaining social relationships;
Working on my Star Trek - Friends crossover episode
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I made up the part where I said I breed snails.
You should message me if
You think C++ is better than Python, you want to go bouldering, or you want to watch Star Trek.
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