41New Orleans, United States
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My self-summary
Just moved to New Orleans from the DC area and know NO ONE. Looking for friends and/or dates. Especially contact me if you know the cool places to ride bikes around here.

Somebody recently told me that I'm either completely silent or saying something completely inappropriate. Accurate.

More things about me: I've run five marathons, I heart the Pixies, my favorite word is "unitard", I drink a lot of water, my favorite activity is sitting on my ass, I watch too much TV and have completed two triathlons (which were flippin' AMAZING, by the way).

I am spastic, dorky, and awkward
What I’m doing with my life
Well, I didn't achieve either childhood goal of growing up to be Luke Skywalker or a Waffle House waitress, but I think I'm doing okay anyway.
I’m really good at
Sarcasm, self-deprecation, and singing out of tune.
The first things people usually notice about me
Hmmm. Somebody recently told me the first thing they noticed were my hands. I have freakishly long, ET like fingers.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: The Corrections, The Shipping News, Persepolis, Assassination Vacation, Chelsea Girls, Name All the Animals, others I can't think of at the moment. Right now, I'm reading Life on the Outside, a non-fiction book about the experience of a woman set-up and sentenced under the Rockefeller drug laws. Heart breaking and infuriating.

Movies: Hedwig and the Angry Inch. Really, are there any other movies? I'm throwing TV in here too: Buffy (dork alert! I have all seven seasons on DVD), Jessica Jones, Game of Thrones, Doctor Who, Stranger Things, Orphan Black, Penny Dreadful, Grey's Anatomy, The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt.

Music: Erase Errata, PJ Harvey, Pixies, Sleater-Kinney, The Thermals, Sons and Daughters, Fugazi, Adam Ant, Pat Benatar, 50 Ft. Wave, The Gossip, The Breeders, B-52s, The Clash, David Bowie, Imperial Teen, Queen, Talking Heads.
Six things I could never do without
My friends, my water bottle, high fives, my bike, my family, alone time.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Girls, when I'm gonna get to ride my bike, why Kim Deal is awesome, etymology, Boudica (seriously, I'm obsessed with that bad ass bitch), history in general, how to be a better person, where I put my friggin' keys, and lots of other stuff that sounds more intellectual and impressive. You fill in the blanks.
On a typical Friday night I am
Hanging out with my friends, getting drunk off of one beer.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
During the summer, I get super sexy tan lines from riding my bike. It's an unholy trinity of farmers tan, glove tan and spandex tan.
You should message me if
You're awesome too.

You wanna start an all-girl biker gang (the kind that goes ding-ding, not vroom-vroom).
The two of us