lived in los angeles for the decade prior to that. it's a sunny place for shady people
refusing to sleep with women who wear ugg boots. or listen to mumford & sons
taking 'which sex and the city character are you' quizzes (i am SUCH a samantha)
lily allen, tegan & sara, sia, lorde, brian jonestown massacre, jack white, radiohead, ween, talking heads, david bowie, depeche mode, eminem, st. vincent, fiona apple & many other hysterical waifs
the colbert/john oliver/bill maher triumvirate, transparent, broad city, vice, masters of sex, better call saul, forensic files, charlie rose, frontline & anything involving nasa. oh - or DINOSAURS!
all things kubrick, woody allen, the andersons - wes & pt, darren aronofsky, danny boyle, hal ashby, christopher guest, david fincher, 'amelie,' 'city of god' & anything qualifying as a documentary
almost exlusively non-fiction. i subscribe to vanity fair, have giant mancrushes on christopher hitchens & neil degrasse tyson and can present a compelling case that the 'autobiography of malcolm x' is the greatest book ever written
i've eaten spiders in cambodia, but wouldn't eat a chicken mcnugget with a rifle to my head
coffee. strong & black - like my men
watching self-appointed social justice warriors like melissa click and bonita tindle be destroyed by the politically correct fascist state they themselves demanded. be careful what you wish for, ladies!
how much happier i would be if samantha bee had taken over the daily show
if the symptoms for 'religious' & 'schizophrenic' are the same, then...
why - what are YOU doing??
you are not religious - nor will you be afflicted with it in the future
you got the memo about the world not needing any more children
you are elizabeth warren