snarkysteph
24 Hagerstown, United States
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My self-summary
I can't really summarize my life in a paragraph sooo I'm not really going to try. All you really need to know is that I'm highly sarcastic so I wouldn't take anything I say too seriously.

Disclaimer: I get bored easily so if all we have is small talk it takes a lot for me to keep answering. And if you start using pet names excessively its a good way to smoothly get me to stop talking to you, because its just weird. Also I can be a jerk when annoyed, I apologize in advance.
Continue at your own risk.
What I’m doing with my life
Currently going to school for Psychology and Criminal Justice and figuring out what I want to do with my life.
I’m really good at
Sleeping. In my 21 years of existence I've pretty much mastered it. Making toast. Reading. Being a professional singer in my car (the music has to drown out my cat like yowls).
I'm good at listening to people and I like to think I'm decent at drawing. And in addition to toast I make other food pretty well.
The first things people usually notice about me
I may seem a little quiet at first, but if you listen I'll probably making sarcastic remarks under my breath. I also have a pretty great smile thanks to a couple years of dental work and, let's be honest, I gots a great bootayyy
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Harry Potter series, Speak, Artemis Fowl series, Hunger Games, Hamlet, anything Jodi Picoult

Movies: Disturbia, Pirates of the Caribbean, Hocus Pocus, Princess Bride, Jaws, Jurassic Park, Indiana Jones, Gran Torino, Lion King, Marley & Me, Breakfast Club, Easy A, Mean Girls, Batman movies, the Amazing Spiderman, Iron Man, Sherlock Holmes. Idk I like a bunch. I'm a fan of scary movies too.

Shows: Big Bang Theory, Bones, Vampire Diaries, Criminal Minds, the Following, Supernatural, Psych

Music: I listen to most kinds, starting to have some country grow in me, but it depends what mood I'm in. I like to let my inner fancy out and listen to classical sometimes when I'm studying or lounging around. Also if you know who Hans Zimmer is we could be in love because he is a music god.
The six things I could never do without
1. The sunshine
2. My bed
3. Hot beverages
4. Learning
5. Friends and Family
6. ChapStick
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why do I have so many people over 30 message me? Do people really think hairless cats are cute? What if we had hamster powered houses? What if the hokie pokie really is what its all about? ...and many more random things.
On a typical Friday night I am
Hanging out with friends, studying or doing homework, or out dancing my life away.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
When I'm in my car and the music's loud enough I turn into a rock star
You should message me if
You can come up with something more personal and interesting than "hi," "what's up?" and "let's get to know each other."
If you're more advanced than a Neanderthal.
You don't type messages like a middle schooler on aim.
And if you are entertaining and would like to converse.
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