"When a man speaks of his strengths, he whispers of his weaknesses"- Ernest Hemingway
I have no strengths. I posses anxiety ridden, extremely immature attributes, while being as complicated as a pop song.
A relapsing goth that often feels that societies jurisdictions cramp my fuckin' style and personality from true greatness and malevolence. A proud, strong black woman trapped in a whities body. Hatched and raised in California.
I make the shark from "Jaws", look like fuckin' Flipper.
I'm fucking delightful.
It shows how much a person wants to hide about themselves that they need a psychiatrist to read them out and tell them what's what.
I suffer from LOL self esteem.
Suffering annual mid-life crisies. Verbally abusing Siri(dumb bitch).
Volunteering at pediatric cancer events and battered woman's shelters(I'm the bitch with the snatch of gold). Occasionally merch slinging( talk about lowered expectations), and now I sling kale and non GMO foods(well, for the most part).
Letting you know that some day, you will ache like I ache.
Making astute observations upon inner reflections. Always knowing sex never goes out of fashion.
I've seen it all before, and it doesn't make you any less lonely.
So fucking over it.
Looking for my ideal punk rock/edgy guy.
I'm the queen of the North. I'm the mother of dragons. I pay all my debts!
Being kitten as cats.
How about the first thing I notice about people? I find when girls say they're "drama free, and down to earth", they are usually the exact opposite, and just as generic and bland as they pretend not to be. I've also noticed that many people on here describe themselves as "humorous" and "sarcastic", yet never display those traits on their profile(you can insert the above Hemingway quote here for a good time). I believe sarcasm and humor have to be perceived/experienced, not told. Oh, and everyone seems to be going on hikes all of a sudden.
If I speak in Cookie Monster, that usually turns some heads. I'm usually riding high on a deep depression.
If ever you see skin as fair, or eyes as deep and as black as mine, i'll know you're lying.
I'm not easily star struck, but I think the Crypt Keeper would definitely do so.
Tree House of Horrors always put me in a good fuckin' mood!
Currently playing: Fallout 4!!!!
Currently reading: .....(ran out of good shit to read)
Talking shit over sour milk .
The color RED (nail polish, lipstick, hair-dye,blood).
A firm state of mind.
Girth(c'mon guys don't be shy).
Wondering if anyone is hung on here.
I'm a hopeless romantic( nah, I'm just hopeless).
People remember kisses more than orgasms. I like being kissed and kissing....hard(just like my cuddles).
I think you have a real connection with someone when you can just lay down with them and cuddle(any variety of positions) and not even have to speak/type a word to each other. A comfortable silence. Slight communication done through unison rhythmic breathing and heart beat patterns. Even though nothing is being said, it's saying everything.
I'm self deprecating at times, and just feel that I'm dumber than dog shit, with nothing to offer. And Everything sucks(Thank you, The Descendants). I want to get so fucked up on rx's that could easily play out a certain scene from a certain movie I could mention but would be breaking the first rule of by type about it. How's that for UN-abiding honesty?
I've dated Ryan Gosling, and broke it off with him before he got too attached.
You want me to be your only luxury item.
You know L.L Cool J is short for LOL LOL CoooooL Jaaay.
You're a night person or a bat( and you thought your jokes were bad). You're tired of being a Jon without his Garfield. My idea of a great time is going to see a movie while holding hands and feeling totally content while kissing , more and more often, until you just decide to Wikipedia the ending of the movie. Taking a walk at 3a.m. sounds like a great first date. I think a walk in the fog would be amazing.
You enjoy relaxing foot massages and your belly rubbed. Staying glued to the couch is your idea of a good time, 'cus I hate the public. Setting make out marathon record. Breaking previously set marathon records. You're tired of being lonely.
You seriously don't give a shit about what people think about you.Seriously. You know what an auteur is, and what dutch angles are.
If you aren't too cool. I just really don't deal well with cool dudes, I tend to get frostbite. You like being small spoon. You like hearing sweet Cookie Monster impressions. You love the idea of love but find it hard to actually into, making things much more complicated and interesting.
You know we could never have it all.
You want to take me to a show, hold my hand, give me a hug that lasts just a bit longer than what friends would give, then a kiss during while y(OUR) favorite song is being played.
Aim me if ya want sentimentaljunki
Disclaimer: I really am a BBW. It takes a man who can march to the beat of a different drum to actually embrace this outside of the bedroom at least.
I could be your fat Kate Moss tonight