32Melbourne, Australia
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My self-summary
I'm really snobby about keyboards.
What I’m doing with my life
I have a map of Melbourne and I'm gradually adding pins to it as I find more acceptable burger places.

If you think Huxtaburger tastes good, please don't contact me.
The first things people usually notice about me
I wear matching blacks.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
A Song of Ice and Fire series by George RR Martin, The Farseer Trilogy by Robin Hobb, Catcher in the Rye by JD Salinger, American Psycho by Bret Easton Ellis, Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austen.

Oldboy, Taken, Voices of a Distant Star, Let the Right One In, A Bittersweet Life, I Saw the Devil.

The Hero Yoshihiko and the Demon King's Castle, Rahxephon, Code Geass, Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex, Blackadder, Coupling, Arrested Development.

The Heana Cat, Skill Up, DOLL$BOXX, Gacharic Spin, Depeche Mode, The Eccentric Opera, The Cure.

Planescape: Torment, Silent Hill 2, Dark Souls, Demon's Souls, Descent: Freespace, Final Fantasy Tactics, MechWarrior series.

Pasta, hamburgers, chips, fried chicken.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How the Melbourne City Council ruined my ideal date idea by removing the love locks from the Yarra Bridge. I've always wanted to bring boltcutters and a nice girl there and take turns removing the love locks and throwing them into the river where they belong. Now what am I meant to do? I'm not paying $40 to take her to a movie.
On a typical Friday night I am
Making plans to go eat burgers on my own. I would invite you, but you know.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I look down on the people who take mobile screenshots of the photos they uploaded on social media to post on OKCupid. Could they not have just uploaded the original?
You should message me if
You'd like to buy me chips.
The two of us