34Bemus Point, United States
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My self-summary
I sell drugs to children to pay for piano lessons, and traveling, minus the piano lessons part, for now. Crack is down in sales, personally I blame Obama somehow.. this economy and all.

I have this awesome room in my parents basement, and I can borrow their cars almost any time I want.

Have you ever tried typing a profile without using I in a paragraph? Its super difficult.
The only language I (there it is again) know is Sarcasm. I like mountains. I don't particularly care for the beach. But I am warming up on the idea.. ha get it!, WARMing up.. aaahh.. I enjoy my job (notice I didn't say working). My current job gives me time to think about my next job.. what kind of training do you need to be crossing guard.. or how hard would it be to give a hamster a perm.
I make myself laugh, and occasionally others. I like exploring new places, and I'd like to travel to space.
I find it pretty funny to think about the person reading this and what they may think is true.. and what isn't. That brings me great joy. I like trying new beer, and going new places. My major goal right now is to buy some land, and build an awesome house. With a view, of some lights.. So it will have to be on a hill somewhere.
I like looking up at the stars, it fascinates me what could be out there. I have always wanted a hammock.I bought one a few years ago, and it is still in the bag it came in.. I have no where to hang it, and it turned out to be one of those hammocks with no spreader bar, so you're basically in a big rope taco. I have an odd addiction to paper products and pens. I have tons of notebooks that Ill never use, but I had to have them. I always have a pen with me and am always writing things down, that I usually never look at again.

In the next few years I want to ride across country on motorcycle with a tent, kind of like Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance, but without the odd out of no where ending and the kid. I really like snowmobiling in the winter, motorcycling in the summer.
What I’m doing with my life
Working a full time job (20 hours is soo much), this spring I'll be plugging away again at a BA degree. And I always have some little project going on.. Some video, or picture, or wood working.. or whatever has my attention at the time.
I’m really good at
My job.
Reading people.
MacGyvering things.
Listening. (what was that?)
The first things people usually notice about me
My eyes. Then that I am sarcastic. And kind of that I'm an asshole.. But I grow on you.. kind of like moss.

I am quiet (that said quite for like the last umpteen months, and noooone said anything, are you even paying attention?) in the beginning, it takes me a little bit to open up.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Atlas Shrugged, The Fountainhead, Most of Christopher Moore books, the BFG, The Stranger, LOTR, Dan Brown (say what you will about Danny.. but it is suspenseful and you can read a whole book in like an hour)

Dumb and Dumber, Thomas Crown Affair, Airplane!, Groundhogs Day, Heat, Snatch, Lock Stock, Bad Boys,The Shawshank Redemption, Fight Club, Big Fish, Goodwill Hunting, Inception,The Matrix, Dark Knight, Lord of the Rings, Fight Club, Batman Begins, Iron Man

Friends, Star Trek, Family Guy, Lost, House, HIMYM, The Pretender, SGU, HIMYM, Big Bang Theory, Walking Dead, Dexter, GOT


Doors, CCR, The Chill Station on Slacker, Johnny Cash, Mumford and Sons. Nirvana.

Potatoes, broccoli, Buffalo Chicken, 3 Cheese and Ham Stromboli, (otherwise not a ham fan), Sandwiches, Macaroni and Cheese, Pasta Salad, Macaroni salad, Potato salad. I rarely eat any of those delicious things any more.. trying to eat healthy.. and shit.
Six things I could never do without
Rainy days.
A Pen.
My eyes, I am very fond of seeing things
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Directing a movie, traveling, cross country motorcycle trip, the aquarium, snowmobiling, the moon, photography, outerspace, innerspace, zoo. Everest.
On a typical Friday night I am
Local Tavern, gym, sleeping, working, solving linear algebra problems while working as a janitor at a local college... that actally might not have been me..
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I took a bath with bubbles.

Bubbles was the blind one legged prostitute around the corner.
You should message me if
You're mature, have some goal in life, Don't smoke, Willing to try new things, willing to travel, willing to be willing, and you won't try and sell me a bible, unless it has a cutout of a little rock hammer inside it that I can use to tunnel out of Shawshank.
The two of us