Self summaries are bit tricky but here's an attempt:
Interesting if half baked ideas, nihilistic compassion, off-the-wall silliness, blunt honesty only partially softened when wrapped in truth-laden jokes.
I like to believe that my awkward moments are endearingly adorkable and definitely not ever cringey whaat that's impossible (cringy? is there an agreed upon spelling?)
2016 has overall been a clusterfuck of sad and stressful shit. I struggle to not fall off the mental health tightrope at times. It doesn't define me but it is a thing that happens, it's probably better to mention it early
I'm pretty much a wantrepreneur. All I've wanted is success and meaningful work outside of the mainstream hamster wheels, but I'm still trying to figure out how to make that happen.
ok ok real answer lately I've been pouring a decent amount of time into making songs with a program called LMMS and they're starting to not suck which is pretty gratifying
My favorite shows are the ones I consider quality comedies with sharp writing, examples are:
It's Always Sunny, Archer, Community, Arrested Development, Party Down
Food: seared tuna (mmm delicious heavy metals)
I also worked out a way to make ice cream that's almost nutritionally complete. Most people would improve their diets by eating it every day, and it tastes like dark chocolate with an undertone of nuts
(5 tits so that the math checks out)
Imagined futures, remembered pasts.
Stupid scenarios or premises
Wordplays (If Microsoft had a statistical supercomputer AI in China for handling search queries, it would be An Asian Bayesian Beijing Bing Being)
Brains, biology, psychology (it's too fun to apply in an armchair anecdotal way, especially through the lens of evolution), dynamics in a society, living well (both how and what does it even mean)
Is much of our fiction consumption to the subconscious end of filling empty dunbar slots?
Do chess knights know they don't move in straight lines? Or are they otherworldly beast fighters with a totally alien sense of geometry?
This section wants badly to expand out of control. I am a thinking addict.
OH I'M SORRY I MEANT TO SAY THERE IS NO TYPICAL FRIDAY NIGHT HASHTAG YOLO
LOOK OBVIOUSLY I'M JOKING mostly
If you're analytical or at least have tolerance for some sarcasm and occasional philosophical rants
If you value cool conversations. I like silly ones, intellectual ones, real ones, vulnerable ones where people connect.... let's not stay stuck in the box of boring chit chat, essentially
Honestly if you're still reading that alone makes you cool in my book