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My self-summary
Hey what's up, I'm Alex. I am a writer by nature, but I'm also a myriad of other attributions. I've had a very hard fucking life, but I'm usually positive as fuck so it kind of makes up for that. Obviously within the first three sentences you can tell that my diction is that of a god damn sailor, but I don't care regardless. I'm also incredibly intelligent, but you would never fucking know because I hate to exhibit myself that way.

I'm very passionate, it might be a weird thing for a guy but it's just the way I am. I've always been involved in other peoples lives because I find other people to be the most interesting thing in the world. I genuinely give a fuck about other people. In the end it's going to be the person that makes me happy and not money. Which is ironic because I'm working two full time jobs right now and I'm going to school. So money doesn't seem to be an object but time does.

I've also been singing my whole entire life, I'm incredibly avid at music. I fucking love a lot of it but I'm also pretty judgmental in my tastes.

I'm also incredibly hilarious, although this paragraph has absolutely nothing remotely laughable thus far (unless I'm fucking oblivious towards something), but trust i can be. And stuff.

I also just moved here from Denver. Woo!
What I’m doing with my life
I'm going to school to get a Major in Writing, with a Minor in Theatre. Basically I'm trying to go back to Hollywood or wherever the fuck I'm needed, to write shows. I also want to be a voice actor so maybe you can see where that Minor plays in. What i want to write though is either comedies, or kids' shows. Now Let me explain that in two parts.....

Comedy: I fucking love making people laugh, it makes me feel like I have some sort of purpose in life. It makes me feel alive knowing that I can genuinely put a fucking smile on someone's face just by being..... Me. That's one of the greatest fucking things I like to do. I will tell you though it will NOT seem like that when you meet me or whatever the fuck happens but it's just how I feel.

Kids' Shows: This is a big goddamn reason. The thing is, I've had an EXTREMELY terrible childhood. Nothing has gone right, I've spent too much time in dreadful places, it was awful needless to say. On the other hand, it makes me want to make kids' lives' fucking AWESOME. Being a kid is the best fucking thing in the world and I don't want anyone's childhood to be taken away simply because you have to fucking grow up and pay some shit fucking bills to some shit fucking asshole that sits behind a desk and collects. Fuck that guy. But I believe it to be the most important thing in the world for kids to just be happy and have life, I never got that shit. I never went to fucking prom, I never stayed in the same high school for more than a year, you get the point.

Too long; didn't read?

I want to make cartoons or comedies, as they are funny as shit.
I’m really good at
Having fun
Probably drinking
The first things people usually notice about me
I have blonde hair, no one else in my family does.
And probably my eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Alright this list is fucking extensive, as you know a lot of people who want to do something and are broke need something to do right? I do a lot of this shit.

TV Shows: Like I said, comedies or kids' shows. But the REALLY important ones to know for me are, Workaholics and Regular Show. Those shows are figuratively a literary extension of me.
I fucking LOVE 'EM
Movies: Independent films, cult classics, are usually my shit. My top five would be :Scott Pligrim Vs. the World, the Life Aquatic, 500 Days of Summer, Rushmore, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.
Music: Once again top five would be: Johnny Hobo and the Freight Trains, Vampire Weekend, The Strokes, Against Me!, and Andrew Jackson Jihad
Six things I could never do without
My Ukulele
My Car
My Fucking keys to get into said car and home
My Phone
My Laptop
My Friends
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Bullshit, honestly. Just whatever's funny I guess.
On a typical Friday night I am
Drinking or working, or schooling, it's 50/50 these days.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
You should message me if
I messaged you? Or whatever?
The two of us