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My self-summary
ENTP personality

People always start this off with some tacky ass line about how they "can't stand" filling these things out or how they are "so terrible" at it when doing so. *cue the eye rolling*.

i play piano, guitar, bass and in a choir/currently taking vocal lessons. Arcades, go-karts, horror movies, concerts and amusement parks have my name written all over them.

whether it's chilling in bed, ordering some pizza, listening to records or going out and wandering aimlessly at night, i'm up for anything.

P.S. my threat seemed a little trashy. But if you seriously reported my chode picture, I hate you.

I sincerely apologize if you cannot message me. I just refuse to buy more inbox space.
What I’m doing with my life
during the summer, I'm a lifeguard. I attend Loyola university-chicago.
^ sike, i'm a year round lifeguard now.

i just need to go through med school, become an anesthesiologist, own a delorean, and a beautiful home in oak park with a trampoline and an inground pool. ya know, the basics

Doing the dribbly drooblies with my friends.
I’m really good at
saying the wrong shit at the wrong time.

Being a sadboi

The first things people usually notice about me
creative, imaginative, random, and blunt.
i'm your typical tsundere.

my qt3.14 deadpan humor.
how tiny i am.

I'm Satan in the flesh.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I'm an 80's fanatic. I love horror films and I love to read anything by Stephen king. I'm also really into William Blake.
Camus, Sarte, Kafka, and lame shit like that.

back to the future, boku no pico, and the goonies.

I mostly listen to classic rock/hair metal/heavy metal. pink floyd, led zeppelin, def leppard, iron maiden, megadeth, metallica, scorpions, Boston, etc.

Sick animation. Marc M is god.
The six things I could never do without
1) the 5 free videos Pornhub and Youporn
give you
2) Combination Pizza huts and Tacobells
3) Adult Swim
4) My mooshy:
5) That one site with that one image
board. you know, the cool one.
6) Slim jims
I spend a lot of time thinking about
whether that guy from 4chan will ever change his brazzers account password.
if so, I'm gonna die.

getting riggity riggity wrecked
On a typical Friday night I am
passed out in bed and listening to a record.
on 4chan.
rotting away.
watching old re-runs of Tim&Eric.
listening to ASMR vids.
playing hearthstone.
being a chauncey boy.
eating lunchables and various snackies.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I was eligible to graduate highschool hella early.

my IQ is 139.

for fun, I have arbitrarily placed a couple of grammatical errors in my profile. find them and win a prize.

i'm honestly a sweetie3.14
You should message me if

Because misery loves company

You are my Andy Dwyer and want to feed me slices of pizza in bed.

you're incredibly exhausted of dealing with SJWs.

if you wanna get trippy, get some Taco Bell, and just giggle a bunch.

you want to feed my insatiable ego.

Please don't message me if you're a radical feminist. We won't get

You wanna play hearthstone with me.

You're a cutie boy

You want to smoke, ride bikes, and scream

You want to spoil me

You can teach me about hoodoo