26Philadelphia, United States
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My self-summary
superfly dude with a deeply flawed understanding of the human condition
What I’m doing with my life
killing haters with stares named steve and looking up all types of hair weaves
I’m really good at
Taking showers, crying over games of jenga, eating frosted or fried food, listening to music and being super judgmental about it, listening to your problems, attempting to make everyone slightly less depressed.
The first things people usually notice about me
my white power tattoos and the stigma associated with them, clothing made out of garbage bags, face made outta spaghetti, body all ravioli
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: nueromancer, breakfast of champions, anything by Vonnegut or gibson for that matter, steal this book, the anarchist cookbook when other people are reading it, the giver, if i ran the zoo, short stories of the horror variety, creepypasta(i know how lame), how to rap in 40 days, the players guide to women and fuel.

Shows: strangers with candy, mst3k, street sharks, golden girls, lockup, wonder showzen, comedy bang bang, 30 rock, good times, OZ, workcoms famcoms and indocoms but not romcoms.

Movies: videodrome, black sheep, army of darkness, sister act part 1 and 2, leon the professional (the directors cut obbbvvioussllyyy), duck soup, coming to america, the warriors.

Music: kool keith and most of his alter-egos, paul butterflied band, burial, shackleton vektroid, bone thugs n' harmony, nujabes, death grips, deltron 3030, hyperpolitical rap music, killer mike, hieroglyphics, hip hop posse groups, evil pimp, concept rap in general, jewish battle rappers(soul khan/iron solomon) and their nonjewish counterparts, early three six mafia , el-p, despot, speakz!, dj assault and djgodfather and ghetto-tech music in general, dj rashad/spinn and anything to move them feet to, the entire S.U.C crew, swishahouse, flash bang grenada, chiptunes, the underachievers, lil gin, spaceghostpurrp/the SGP crew, any song where rick ross says HUNH, greytapes, horrible muscisians you've never heard of on soundcloud, jedi mind tricks, necro, ill bill, songs to pour syrup for your old lady to.

food: extra-spicy everything, diner food, grimy food trucks.
Six things I could never do without bottle full of syrup
2.your bottle full of dust
3.his bottle full of rust
4.three bottles is a must
I spend a lot of time thinking about
the future of hip hop, whatever you're currently thinking about, weird rhyming schemes, poetry, recreational drugs and hugs, the status of my bank account, your body
On a typical Friday night I am
writing a song or hanging out with the crew, spillin a few
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
i have never watched scarface in it's entirety before
You should message me if
you have words you'd like to share with me
The two of us