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My self-summary
Entrepreneur. Beer snob.
enfp. Sapiosexual. bartender. Dancer. Animal enthusiast. Motorcycles. comedy. sarcasm. travel. my dog Mordechai Lazarus. Jill of all trades. I sing for WOLF PUSSY.

Globe trotter. Currently residing in the Caribbean but relocating to Salt Lake City mid month in May 2015.

I am a teacher, and a creature of the night.
What I’m doing with my life
Juggling grace and debauchery. & changing the colour of your mood ring.
I travel ALL of the time, and I'm very busy being focused on my business at the moment.
I’m really good at
Communication, making people feel comfortable and special, magick, and being late.
The first things people usually notice about me
I use comedy to get along in the world. And obviously my tattoos.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Bukowski, Kerouac, Vonnegut, Osho, Rumi, Nietzsche, Hemingway, Klosterman, Dostoevsky, and other depressing and like beat poets.
I appreciate Visual humor like Wes Anderson displays.
Carl Sagan.
I also enjoy tim burton, miyazaki, and spike jonze.
The fall is my favorite film.
Currently obsessed with the series: Tudors and Game of thrones.
And of course TED talks, and mockumentaries.
Creedence clearwater revival and funkadelic. easily.
Bluegrass, soul, funk, folk, and delta blues and classical. Metal, And dirty classic american rock and roll. And shit.

Trailer park boys all day. All night.
Six things I could never do without
Mordechai Lazarus my dogchild. Whiskey, Instruments, my hands, touch, and sushi.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Human behavior.
How much I loathe what comes from organized religion.
Where I'm traveling to next and what I'm going to eat.
(And what beer to pair with it)
On a typical Friday night I am
Bartending until saturday, playing a show, or watching movies on my unnecessarily large television with my pup and Jim beam.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I cannot accept gifts, but I can give them. I cannot sleep without socks. Or Mordie.

Edit: mordie died on August 19th. I officially hate everything. -
You should message me if
I drink a lot- so; no.. I dont want to "grab coffee." -You're spontaneous, funny and want to share an IPA at a comedy show or Medieval times. If you're not funny or intellectually stimulating, I dont think your friends can get with my friends. . We probably cant be friends. Not even on the weekends...

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Don't waste your time if you have a shirtless mirror selfie. Also- hygiene. Keep up with it.
The two of us