35Denver, United States
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My self-summary
I'm always looking for the funny side. I can tell at least one joke for every situation. I am as tall as I say. People always think I'm up to something when I smile at them. I'm very interested in the mind-body connection and physical fitness. Cat whisperer. Bacon ice cream maker. Not afraid to drive across the river. Genuinely interested in more than sex. Genuinely interested in sex. Inventor of the Two Wheeled Unicycle. I'd kill to be in the Peace Corps. Reads in bed. Never puked in his own hair. Reads it for the articles. Has a gold tooth.
Has mowed the lawn in the nude.
Doesn't eat cold pizza.
Likes his Coke cherry flavored.
Will never wear skinny jeans.
Is not 35
Takes care of his feet.
Couldn't care less if you are a "native"
Uses the word literally correctly.
Knows Hitler was a vegetarian.
Loves brunch.
Will not offer you webcam action.
If I drop food on the floor, I eat it.
Will actually show up for a date.

Buys the good toilet paper.
And changes the roll
Drove all over the country just to eat at strange places
Is making an effort to be nicer
can't respect anyone that likes Kid Rock
Will not write LOL without actually doing it
Will actually read your profile.
Has actually slipped on a banana peel.
Draws the line at country music
Does the yoga but not like a pro
Likes peas but carrots can go fuck themselves
Makes his own chocolate
Always leaves the seat down so the cat can use it too
You can't see my eyes when I giggle
Knows what irony means
Follows Archer's butler on Twitter
Eats a stick of butter a day
If you consider yourself old fashioned we are not a match
Thinks your freckles are sexy
Can open a bottle of wine with a shoe
Is a zombie snob
What I’m doing with my life
Not drinking beer out of a plastic cup.
Playing fetch with my cat
Having the most luscious lips in the room
I’m really good at
Staring, and foosball, Telling jokes, fixing cars, turning left, the sneaky middle finger, hearing life stories, kissing, pinball, Household handyman stuff, Office space quotes, trepanning, putting Ikea furniture together
Putting the seat down, my cat has to use it too
The first things people usually notice about me
Freckles and red hair? Or the whole tall, dark, and handsome thing.
Or that I'm fucking sexy
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Love in the time of cholera, Catch-22, The unbearable lightness of being, The hitchhikers guide to the galaxy, High Fidelity, Fight Club, Dune Chronicles, Encyclopedia Brown, The Story of B, Choke, Ikea catalogs, Nick Hornby

Movies and TV: Office Space, Joe versus the volcano, The fifth element, Something about mary, The princess bride, Evil Dead, captain ron, Samurai Jack, How I met your Mother, Seinfeld, Invader Zim, The Blues Brothers, The 'Burbs, Tin Cup
, The Three Amigos, Men in Black I and II

Music: The clash, The meters, the verve, steely dan, the smithereens, techno, Steve Earle, Lyle Lovett, sponge, toadies, Miles Davis, Cracker, White Zombie, Pete Yorn, Lenny Kravitz,

Foods: Semi-reformed foodie. I only eat "clean" food now unless it's so tasty it makes it work the pain
Six things I could never do without
Coffee, books, cell phone, licking the bowl, smiles, good sex
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Whether one can be too hip to see over one's pelvis
that white guys dressed like samurais are pretty sad
why do people put their brakes on to go through green lights
Why cinder blocks aren't made out of cinders
Why carrot cake tastes nothing like carrots
Why people say next weekend when they mean weekend after next
Why people don't understand the Okcupid essay wants to know the most private thing you'll admit not the most private thing about you
Why so many women say they can't live without chap stick?
Why do boots always have heels? is this good for posture?
Where are all the brown eyed girls?
How does Turette's effect the deaf ?
Does spray cheddar cheese age in the can?
Why my phone won't learn the word shit?
Why asphalt companies never adopt roads?
Why anyone likes V for Vendetta?
On a typical Friday night I am
Listening to Bittersweet Symphony while watching babies eating lemon videos

Using theory and hypothesis correctly
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My lap blocks GPS signals

My cat is named Luna Lovegood
You should message me if
you like Seinfeld better than Everyone Loves Raymond
Or you know why manhole covers are round
You know the difference between your and you're
You know somebody that doesn't like Mexican food
You don't smell like patchouli
You have a car repair or car related question
You don't take or need to take antipsychotic drugs
You don't abuse the word curvy
You want to take turns cooking for each other
You like bacon
You know that next Tuesday means the first Tuesday that happens after you say it
You want to play air hockey
You realize procrastination is neither endearing nor something you can be good at
You know that being vegetarian is the number 1 turn off for men (according to a Maxim magazine poll)
You realize how stupid it is to say you want to be friends first
You understand conservative beliefs are the opposite of Jesus' beliefs
You understand what or means when used in a question
The two of us