Has mowed the lawn in the nude.
Doesn't eat cold pizza.
Likes his Coke cherry flavored.
Will never wear skinny jeans.
Is not 35
Takes care of his feet.
Couldn't care less if you are a "native"
Uses the word literally correctly.
Knows Hitler was a vegetarian.
Will not offer you webcam action.
If I drop food on the floor, I eat it.
Will actually show up for a date.
Buys the good toilet paper.
And changes the roll
Drove all over the country just to eat at strange places
Is making an effort to be nicer
can't respect anyone that likes Kid Rock
Will not write LOL without actually doing it
Will actually read your profile.
Has actually slipped on a banana peel.
Draws the line at country music
Does the yoga but not like a pro
Likes peas but carrots can go fuck themselves
Makes his own chocolate
Always leaves the seat down so the cat can use it too
You can't see my eyes when I giggle
Knows what irony means
Follows Archer's butler on Twitter
Eats a stick of butter a day
If you consider yourself old fashioned we are not a match
Thinks your freckles are sexy
Can open a bottle of wine with a shoe
Is a zombie snob
Playing fetch with my cat
Having the most luscious lips in the room
Putting the seat down, my cat has to use it too
Or that I'm fucking sexy
Movies and TV: Office Space, Joe versus the volcano, The fifth element, Something about mary, The princess bride, Evil Dead, captain ron, Samurai Jack, How I met your Mother, Seinfeld, Invader Zim, The Blues Brothers, The 'Burbs, Tin Cup
, The Three Amigos, Men in Black I and II
Music: The clash, The meters, the verve, steely dan, the smithereens, techno, Steve Earle, Lyle Lovett, sponge, toadies, Miles Davis, Cracker, White Zombie, Pete Yorn, Lenny Kravitz,
Foods: Semi-reformed foodie. I only eat "clean" food now unless it's so tasty it makes it work the pain
that white guys dressed like samurais are pretty sad
why do people put their brakes on to go through green lights
Why cinder blocks aren't made out of cinders
Why carrot cake tastes nothing like carrots
Why people say next weekend when they mean weekend after next
Why people don't understand the Okcupid essay wants to know the most private thing you'll admit not the most private thing about you
Why so many women say they can't live without chap stick?
Why do boots always have heels? is this good for posture?
Where are all the brown eyed girls?
How does Turette's effect the deaf ?
Does spray cheddar cheese age in the can?
Why my phone won't learn the word shit?
Why asphalt companies never adopt roads?
Why anyone likes V for Vendetta?
Using theory and hypothesis correctly
My cat is named Luna Lovegood
Or you know why manhole covers are round
You know the difference between your and you're
You know somebody that doesn't like Mexican food
You don't smell like patchouli
You have a car repair or car related question
You don't take or need to take antipsychotic drugs
You don't abuse the word curvy
You want to take turns cooking for each other
You like bacon
You know that next Tuesday means the first Tuesday that happens after you say it
You want to play air hockey
You realize procrastination is neither endearing nor something you can be good at
You know that being vegetarian is the number 1 turn off for men (according to a Maxim magazine poll)
You realize how stupid it is to say you want to be friends first
You understand conservative beliefs are the opposite of Jesus' beliefs
You understand what or means when used in a question