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My self-summary
Country boy with big city dreams. Escapee of Bottomless Breadstick Suburban Hell. Competent table tennis serve returner, terrible karaoke singer. Ethnically-challenged salsaero. Board game enthusiast and occasional two-wheeled red-light runner.

Looking for a partner who is rich, beautiful, educated, and willing to keep me in the life of finery. Or someone fun, interesting, who says yes to life.
What I’m doing with my life
Running a market research company. My work/life balance is pretty great so I'm one of the lucky ones.

I'm also an avid kickboxer in the rich tradition of Jean-Claude Van Damme. More glitter than him, but less cocaine unfortunately. I spend a fair amount of time at the gym each week training for competition. Don't misinterpret my lusty gaze -- are those carbs you're eating?
I’m really good at
L'esprit de l'escalier.
The first things people usually notice about me
My hair. Feathered and beautiful.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
No comic has resonated with my sense of humor as much as the Perry Bible Fellowship:

I won't bore you with another boring OKC film list, but if you prefer to interpret Ferris' Bueller's Day Off as if the whole thing were just imagined by a suicidal Cameron, I'm pretty sure we will get along.

Food is the reason to live NYC. I eat anything and everything. Horse? Been there. Whale? Done that. Seminal vesicles of a fish? They should really feed them more pineapple.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Um...are you going to finish that?
On a typical Friday night I am
Disproving the notion that white people can't dance. At least my mom thinks so.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I was once a professional "women's entertainer" in a far off land. (platonic, of course)
You should message me if
If you enjoyed the advent-calendar-esque adventure of my question explanations and think we'd have fun exploring the city together.

...or if you can relate to this:
The two of us