39 Kingston upon Thames, United Kingdom
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My self-summary
We interrupt today's episode of Eastenders to bring you this breaking news....

Good evening, tonight has seen the appearance of an unknown single tall man in the centre of Kingston. Apparently the man in his mid 30's ( just about *cough*) is looking for ' laughter, friendship and possible love' on the dating site 'OK Cupid'. We go over to our reporter on the scene there.

Thanks Alastair......i am here in Kingston normally a place bustling with shoppers but instead a place where the shocking news was first reported in the early hours of Saturday morning right near the town centre. Apparently the unnamed man was seen smiling and generally seeming to have fun, one person who witnessed the man said he was heard to say ' surely there is somebody out there who won't get on my nerves, likes going to the beach and also likes laughing until it hurts? '

These so called dating websites such as 'Ok Cupid' have now been around for years and allow users to write witty clichéd profiles and also add photos of their abs. They have slowly become the best way for strangers to write the words ' I like nights out and also nights in ' in a public place.

If you have seen the anonymous man please do not approach him. He is armed and there is a danger of either intelligent conversation or he might just tickle you instead. Back to you in the studio Hugh.

We now return you to tonights Eastenders. don't worry nothing exciting at all happened infact for your own mental health you should probably stop watching that s**t.
What I’m doing with my life
Experiential adventure seeker with mechanical brain looking to move somewhere between helping to inspire a revolution and looking up at the sky around sunset and being amazed by the breathtaking multitude of beauty that graces my sight.

With this in mind I am also trying to escape what I call the 9-5 trap and give myself fully to more meaning, experiencing and being. It might prove to be a challenge but I am willing to try.

My greatest challenge will probably be to give up the things my mind currently thinks it needs to make it happy. I know really vague, but then the list would be far too big to fit in this profile ( if you can call it that ).

In the meantime I work as a Systems Manager to pay for my Haribo addiction
I’m really good at
living in the moment
killing zombies
making a mess in the kitchen
making frowns turn into smiles
Singing in the shower
The first things people usually notice about me
The 6ft conundrum.

Not completely sure. I would like to think my height since its pretty obvious.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The Very hungry Caterpillar and any pop up books :) I'm not a massive book reader

Food - My friend Kasia's AMAZING polish styled salad.
Not too good with really spicy food but I am trying to push the boundaries. Not too good at cooking it though

Film - Too many to list but I really have watched far too many. I am passionate about all types and could be watching a foreign black and white drama one minute and a Disney cartoon the next. ill just put my last 2 films watched. Predestination 9/10 attention grabbing and Interstellar 5/10 visually great satisfying not.

Music - Too much to list but I need to listen to much much more. I adore music everywhere I go. It brings memories to life and stirs emotions. This weeks discoveries have been ibibio sound machine, Van Halen and Todd Terje. All amazing
The six things I could never do without
in no particular order...

other people ( and my friends, does this count as 7 things ? )
a toasted cheese sandwich
my iPhone which I think is slowly becoming self aware 'sorry phone if your reading this '
my car and its ability to let me go anywhere at anytime on a whim
my (in)sanity
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I'm super curious and always exploring new things so I find I'm intrigued by a wide variety

......the meaning of life ( Might be 42 )

And what would happen if a badger decided to rob a corner shop armed with only a pencil sharpener and a can of Fanta. Not one person has ever asked what this means thankfully
On a typical Friday night I am
Like 99.5% of people on this site, I'll just say 'there aren't any typical Friday nights'
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Yellow is my favourite colour and also the colour of first car ( dont worry if yours isnt)

I look like everybody else but if only they knew.......
You should message me if
If you can cope with REAL conversation

You know how to get my shoe laces to stay tied

I made you smile.

You wasted time reading all the way down to here ( its like nearly the end )

You want to hear a really terrible joke