I love animals. Except monkeys. They freak me out.
I own 2 cats, 2 horses, and 6 rats. I'm starting a zoo.
Horror movies are my life blood.
I talk to inanimate objects. They usually don't talk back.
I love to sing, but mostly in my car. Really loudly.
Sometimes I use pictures of Pallas cats to express my feelings.
I dream of traveling the world. Who doesn't.
I read a ridiculous amount of fantasy and sometimes have trouble establishing the fact that there are no dragons or wizards in real life.
I have replaced most swear words in every day speech with the word "shenanigans".
I have a bad habit of trying to fix things by hitting them.
I spent most of my teen years basically being a gypsy. But without the awesome clothes.
I'm extremely clumsy. Not in a "oh how cute" kind of way. More like an "oh god what is wrong with her" kind of way.
I'm a hufflepuff.
And generally, I'm always falling down. I've been likened to a baby giraffe... long legs, very little coordination.
Movies/TV: Netflix and I have a love/hate relationship. I'm kind of a sci-fi nerd. And Bob Ross makes me feel complete.
Music: I may still have the musical taste of a high school kid. Don't judge.
Food: I'm a fat kid at heart... but I'm allergic to just about everything.
Jokes about how t-rex has short arms.
Used books. Preferably paperback.
Pictures of pallas cats.
Harry Potter references in everyday conversation.
Fine point pens.
Trying to judge just how much weird I can let slide in any given situation.
Also all of my rats have names from Harry Potter. Because I am an adult.
You can hold an intelligent conversation.
You can hold a conversation based on complete nonsense.
You like to randomly break into song and/or dance.
You're not deathly allergic to any of my animals. Or afraid of any of them.
You have at least one interesting story that doesn't begin with "I was really drunk..."
You don't regret your past.
You are polite to people even if they don't deserve it.
I love talking to new people and try to reply to every message I get, but please for the love of god say something more than "how are you"!