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My self-summary
I love animals. Except monkeys. They freak me out.
I own 2 cats, 2 horses, and 6 rats. I'm starting a zoo.
Horror movies are my life blood.
I talk to inanimate objects. They usually don't talk back.
I love to sing, but mostly in my car. Really loudly.
Sometimes I use pictures of Pallas cats to express my feelings.
I dream of traveling the world. Who doesn't.
I read a ridiculous amount of fantasy and sometimes have trouble establishing the fact that there are no dragons or wizards in real life.
I have replaced most swear words in every day speech with the word "shenanigans".
I have a bad habit of trying to fix things by hitting them.
I spent most of my teen years basically being a gypsy. But without the awesome clothes.
I tend to lean towards polyamory.
And the most important thing... I'm a hufflepuff.
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to reconcile my desire to help people with my general dislike of the human race.
I’m really good at
Always assuming that there is something magical behind doors that say do not enter and not being able to stop myself from finding out.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm always laughing.

And generally, I'm always falling down. I've been likened to a baby giraffe... long legs, very little coordination.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: I read a lot. Though not as much as I used to unfortunately. Mostly fantasy and horror but I will read just about anything.

Movies/TV: Netflix and I have a love/hate relationship. I'm kind of a sci-fi nerd. And Bob Ross makes me feel complete.

Music: I may still have the musical taste of a high school kid. Don't judge.

Food: I'm a fat kid at heart... but I'm allergic to just about everything.
Six things I could never do without
My animals.
Jokes about how t-rex has short arms.
Used books. Preferably paperback.
Pictures of pallas cats.
Harry Potter references in everyday conversation.
Fine point pens.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Trying to judge just how much weird I can let slide in any given situation.
On a typical Friday night I am
Riding horses. This is my answer to the question "what are you doing" about 99% of the time.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a habit of defusing awkward situations by pretending I'm a dinosaur. Though I guess it usually just makes things more awkward.

Also all of my rats have names from Harry Potter. Because I am an adult.
You should message me if
You are not a serial killer, and have no plans on becoming one.
You can hold an intelligent conversation.
You can hold a conversation based on complete nonsense.
You like to randomly break into song and/or dance.
You're not deathly allergic to any of my animals. Or afraid of any of them.
You have at least one interesting story that doesn't begin with "I was really drunk..."
You don't regret your past.
You are polite to people even if they don't deserve it.
The two of us