29 Warren, United States
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My self-summary
I've been told I'm intimidating, though I really don't know why.
I love animals. Except monkeys. They freak me out.
I own 2 cats, a snake, 3 horses, and 6 rats. I'm starting a zoo.
Horror movies are my life blood.
I talk to inanimate objects. They usually don't talk back.
I love to dance, though I apparently only have one move.
I also love to sing, but mostly in my car. Really loudly.
Sometimes I use pictures of Pallas cats to express my feelings.
I dream of traveling the world. Who doesn't.
I would really like to own a billy-bumbler, though I fear they don't exist.
I read a ridiculous amount of fantasy and sometimes have trouble establishing the fact that there are no dragons or wizards in real life.
I sometimes like to use random words just because i like the way they sound. schematics.
I have a bad habit of trying to fix things by hitting them.
I spent most of my teen years basically being a gypsy. But without the awesome clothes.
I'm extremely clumsy. Not in a "oh how cute" kind of way. More like an "oh god what is wrong with her" kind of way.
What I’m doing with my life
My horses are problem children. I spend a lot of my time pretending to be a horse whisperer. I feel like this needs an added disclaimer... when I say "a lot of my time" I really mean all of my time. A "shit ton" is probably the most appropriate measure.
I’m really good at
Bullshitting my way through tough situations, getting stuck in a book rather then getting things done, acquiring animals that no one else wants, hurting myself in strange and incomprehensible ways, always assuming that there is something magical behind doors that say do not enter and not being able to stop myself from finding out.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm always laughing.

And generally, I'm always falling down. I've been likened to a baby giraffe... long legs, very little coordination.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: I read a lot. Like, I sometimes forget to eat because I'm stuck in a book. Mostly fantasy and horror but I will read just about anything.

Movies/TV: Netflix and I have a love/hate relationship. I'm kind of a sci-fi nerd.

Music: I may still have the musical taste of a high school kid. Don't judge.

Food: I'm a fat kid at heart... but I'm allergic to just about everything.
The six things I could never do without
My animals.
Jokes about how t-rex has short arms.
Used books. Preferably paperback.
Pictures of pallas cats.
Harry Potter references in everyday conversation.
Fine point pens.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How many rats is too many rats, and at what point do you become a crazy rat lady?

Trying to judge just how much weird I can let slide in any given situation.
On a typical Friday night I am
Probably playing with my rats and watching movies. I lead an exciting life. Try not to be jealous.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a habit of defusing awkward situations by pretending I'm a dinosaur. Though I guess it usually just makes things more awkward.

Also all of my rats have names from Harry Potter. Because I am an adult.
You should message me if
You are not a serial killer, and have no plans on becoming one.
You can hold an intelligent conversation.
You can hold a conversation based on complete nonsense.
You like to randomly break into song and/or dance.
You're not deathly allergic to any of my animals. Or afraid of any of them.
You have at least one interesting story that doesn't begin with "I was really drunk..."
You don't regret your past.
You are polite to people even if they don't deserve it.
I'm really mostly looking for fun people to talk to and become friends with at this point in my life. So don't be afraid to say hi!