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My self-summary
I'm witty, somewhat intelligent, and actually a pretty nice guy at the core. I'm pretty shy initially, but that tends to fade quickly.

I'm a type A that conceals it pretty well to most people. I've had my job for two years and my coworkers tend to think that I'm the most passive guy ever. I'm actually a competitive psychopath.

Well, maybe not psychopath, but I'm competitive.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a project analyst for a logistics company. Just bought a condo. I'm just trying to live life.
I’m really good at
I'm incredibly good at chess. I'm also pretty good at reading people, besides women. They can be ridiculously difficult.
The first things people usually notice about me
They all think I'm 18 or younger.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Sports books, and harry potter. I'm not exactly refined when it comes to literature, although I intend to be one day.

I like lots of television. Some of the shows I like/love: Game of Thrones, Arrested Development (my fav), Dexter, The Big Bang Theory, The Walking Dead, House of Lies, Mad Men, It's Always Sunny, True Blood, Rescue Me, South Park, Modern Family, Bones, House, Lie to Me, Breaking Bad, Entourage, United States of Tara, The X Files, Sopranos, The OC, Angel, Real World/Road Rules Challenge... The sad thing is that I've seen pretty much every episode of the shows I listed, and some multiple times (especially AD).

Movies: Lock Stock, Snatch, Godfathers I and II, Goodfellas, Casino, You've Got Mail, Sleepless in Seattle, Love Actually, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. I like romantic comedies a little too much...

Music: Alkaline Trio, Postal Service, Interpol, Death Cab, Nas, A tribe called quest, Atmosphere, Wu Tang, Louis Logic, Big L, Something Corporate, Motion City Soundtrack, and tons more.
The six things I could never do without
My family, friends, sports, chess, the CTA, slippers... I'm assuming I wasn't supposed to include things like: indoor plumbing, the sun, oxygen, etc... Because those three would obviously comprise three of the six things, while other extremely important (really can't live without them) things would make up the others.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to better myself for the present and future. And girls, but that's a given considering my gender.
On a typical Friday night I am
Probably inside or at a movie. I lead a pretty lame lifestyle right now. Join me if you'd like, or help me spice it up!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I own a car and I fucking hate it.
You should message me if
You're just looking for sarcastic banter, possibly enlightening conversation, and a nice guy.