35 Brooklyn, United States
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My self-summary
I suppose this is the section where you want to make sure that I am:
A. Employed
B. Educated (or at least not a moron)
C. Responsible and honest
D. Good looking
E. Fun

Well, let's just cut to the chase:
A. I work at an tech start up. It's hard to describe what I do here, so I won't bore you with the details. I do enjoy my work, but I also leave my work at work. I also work with a charity called Tap Cancer Out. If you've never heard of it, I recommend you check it out. I occasionally free-lance as a sports journalist every know and then as well... So yeah, I keep busy.

B. Just finished up getting my MBA at NYU. Now I'm trying to figure out what to do with all this extra time on my hands... Any suggestions?

C. Sure. But until you meet me in person, you'll have to take my word for it.

D. That's why we post pictures here... Duh!

E. Oh, I'm a lot of fun... But you'll have to either take my word for it or find out for yourself.
What I’m doing with my life
Planning a diamond heist. You want in? I need a getaway driver.
I’m really good at
Writing on-line dating profiles!

Also, I'm good at making bad jokes (aka "dad jokes"), throwing out random movie quotes, cooking, useless movie trivia, being a wise-ass, Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, sarcasm, building Ikea furniture, and for some reason people's parents love me. I'm dead serious... I go to weddings, and when the couple return from their honeymoon, first thing their parents ask is how I'm doing.
The first things people usually notice about me
You'll have to tell me when you meet me (HA! See what I did there????).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Is this the part where I try to impress you with my movie/book/music/food selection? Because if that's really what will make or break it for you, then you got some issues. Anyways, here's my list... Because I like to talk about myself.

Books: Mostly text books and scholarly journals for grad school. I forgot what its like to read for pleasure.

Movies: Pretty much all of them. I'm kind of a movie nerd.

TV: Modern Family, Friday Night Lights, How I Met Your Mother, It's Always Sunny, TUF, Dexter, Firefly, Buffy, Breaking Bad, Downton Abbey, The League, Walking Dead, MI-5, Arrested Development... Pretty much anything not on Bravo (except for Top Chef).

Music: Surprisingly, a LOT of country.

Food: Little bit of everything. Okay, that's a lie. A lot of everything... And I'm a sucker for a blue box of Mac N' Cheese.
The six things I could never do without
I could say my friends and family and health and laughter, but I want to be selfish and superficial instead... So here it is:
1. my passport
2. my lap-top
3. my Anroid phone
4. my Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu gi.

5. & 6. A clean set of underwear and a toothbrush... I'm a simple man.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Winning the lottery and all the selfish things I can do with all that money. It usually involves a globetrotting trip around the world with my Jiu-Jitsu gear.

On a non-selfish level, I do think about how I can better help Tap Cancer Out.

Also, a lot of people have a thing about knowing the difference between your/you're as well as they're/their/there... But not once have I seen anyone single out then/than... Weird.
On a typical Friday night I am
Probably doing the Jiu-Jitsu thing. If not, out with friends and engaging in the usual shenanigans like going to a dive bar, trying a new restaurant, watching a movie, planning that aforementioned diamond heist... you know, typical Friday night stuff.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm terrified that one day the Humans of New York photographer will take my picture and I'll say something stupid that will get posted and thus killing any chance of getting another date in NYC.
You should message me if
- Open minded
- Active
- Quick wit
- Independent
- Smart
- Sarcastic
- Able to teach me something new
- And you think Eric and Tami Taylor make a pretty damn good couple

You believe that there's more to me than what you've read on this silly profile and you'd rather just meet in person than dance around a computer or mobile app.