23 Portland, United States
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My self-summary
ugh boys
What I’m doing with my life
thwarting the reptilian conspiracy
searching for cryptids
double dipping

just a queer living the dark side of the american dream

~no is a word that fuels people, determined
never is a word that always makes you dream~
I’m really good at
eye contact
being a qt~
convincing you about the existence of UFOs
guessing what your sign is
The first things people usually notice about me
my ass
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I've been watching twin peaks for the first time lately and i realized how much culture has been missing from my life as a result of having never seen it

BOOKS: Various literature written about aliens and UFOs

MOVIES: Let The Right One In, Chungking Express, belladonna of sadness

MUSIC: american football's been my jam lately

i like doom/atmospheric black metal and i play bluegrass fiddle ~ weird i kno

i think i prefer ramen over pho, there i said it. but above that, i think i prefer burritos
The six things I could never do without
captain crunch
alex trebek
farm fresh eggs
elbow room
elbow macaroni
lime seltzer
butt stuff
I spend a lot of time thinking about
just how much better women are then men


how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop

On a typical Friday night I am
getting drunk w/ moms
You should message me if
u wanna buy me dinner :) 🌺🌸🌷