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My self-summary
Queer dude, in a monogamous relationship, still open to meeting platonic friends.
What I’m doing with my life
I work in a video store. I worked in a video store when I was 17 and now, again, at 27 I work in a video store. I'd say there's a nice symmetry to it, but that would imply my life is drawing to a rapid close, so instead I'll just say it's not a bad job to have. You get to talk movies all day and meet many very friendly old gay men who rent four pornos a day.

In the interim I worked mostly in the food service industry, as a delivery driver, a pizzeria cook, and a jack of all trades at Whole Foods.

I used to host a film podcast. Now I'm designing a queer interactive fiction music simulator. Next I'll probably be a beekeeper or some shit.
I’m really good at
Karaoke. Pontificating. Don Pardo impression.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm pretty tall. I bet it's that.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Slouching Towards Bethlehem, The Sense of an Ending, Ragtime, Something Wicked This Way Comes, The Autobiography of Malcolm X, most Kurt Vonnegut

Movies: Rushmore, Upstream Color, Seven Chances, Carrie, Meet Me in St. Louis, Scream, Falling Down, Stop Making Sense, McCabe and Mrs. Miller

Shows: The X-Files, Twin Peaks, Futurama, The Wire, Mad Men, Mr. Show

Music: The Ramones, E-40, New Order, Paul McCartney, Von LMO, Suicide, NoMeansNo, The Mountain Goats, Guided By Voices

Food: Sausages, pizza, burritos, exotic know, health food.
Six things I could never do without
According to Maslow...

1. Breathing
2. Food
3. Water
4. Sex
5. Sleep
6. Excretion
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Chris Tucker's performance in the Fifth Element. How perfect Donkey Kong is. The percussion on the whole Purple Rain album. Prince's eyes. Prince's pouty lips. Sweat dripping down the back of Prince's neck.

I guess I mostly think about Prince.
On a typical Friday night I am
Dicking around on the internet. Drinking. Watching some horrible Italian horror movie. Getting lost in wikipedia summaries of Golden Girls plotlines. Surfing YouTube videos of high school talent show heavy metal covers.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a lot of fantasies about going to a karaoke bar and everyone who was ever mean to me is there and I sing something badass like Sweet's "Action" and everyone is all "Oh no, he's so cool, we should have never been mean to him, three cheers!"
You should message me if
You should just message me no matter what. Statistically speaking, I'm probably already bored and on the internet.
The two of us