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My self-summary
I hate everything!

Went to school for sculpture for some reason. Now I'm aimless. I love the outdoors, but I also like to vegetate on the couch watching netflix. My ideal Friday night is drawing robots while watching stupid sitcom reruns. I draw and write and when nobody else is around I play video games. Coffee and beer are excellent things and we could drink them in each others company if you want.
What I’m doing with my life
writing. being lame. planning travel. Dog sitting.
I’m really good at
I taught myself to juggle recently. Also I can like draw real good with Microsoft Paint
The first things people usually notice about me
I just cut my hair off

Not really! I cut it off like a year ago. That's old news by now.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Cormac McCarthy, and other stuff that's embarrassing (Star Trek). Netflix. I like most movies even bad ones. Especially bad ones, actually.

I don't really care about food. I'm told there is something wrong with my taste buds. But my stomach is basically a garbage disposal.
Six things I could never do without
Gold nuggets
Water slides
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Dorky stuff like space ships and how dork supposedly means whale penis but I sort of think that's just an urban legend.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't really make a million dollars a year.
You should message me if
If you wanna. I'd be surprised if you do since my whole profile is flippant and annoying. If you like nerdy shiz but don't take any of it too seriously, I can tell you we would hang real tight. Generally if you take anything real seriously I don't think we'd be a good hangout crew. Because this guys don't take shiz seriosso. As an aside this is not how I speak in real life.

Also if you don't mind me being flippant and annoying, message away!
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