I don't have very many friends. My sister will be moving in with her fiancé in a few months so I need to find someone similar to her to move in with. She is tall, about 6'1". Has pretty hair, green eyes, a great voice, and she is really smart. Her name is Mary. I like the name Mary. She knows a lot about birds. She is an ornithologist. Her favorite bird is the Tauraco erythrolophus. Mine is the Corvus corax. It is an intelligent bird.
I don't have very many hobbies. I usually just work, watch TV, and stare out my window into the neighbor's yard.
Films: Blonde Cobra, Cannibal Holocaust, Eraserhead, Monster, Antichrist, Battle Royale, Buried
TV Shows: Archer, Wilfred, Once Upon a Time, Psych, Walking Dead, South Park, Castle, and the Daily Show
Music: Dixie Chicks. Natalie Maines sounds like my sister.
Food: eggs and carrots
socks (my feet get cold pretty easily)
...but actually...if you immediately realized this profile was a joke
***I have had this particular joke profile up for a while and I'm thinking of changing it to another theme. Any suggestions?
(I can't see who liked my profile since I don't have A-list so just shoot me a message instead and I'll respond)