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My self-summary
Just moved to Indy after traveling for a bit, and I love it. I'm on OKC for friends, fun, love, and new experiences. There's a lot to do in Indy, feel free to message me any places I should check out :)

I love intense debates and conversations over coffee/drinks (hint), so if you want to get to know me, talk to me :) That said, here's a few fun facts:

*I like animals more than people. (My "smart" phone auto-corrected this to "i like anal")
*I can fly.
*I've had every hairstyle you'd want to see on a man, and some that you wouldn't.
*Pretty sure I was the only straight guy covered in glitter at pride last year.
*My ex-cat (we broke up) has traveled half of the US, and probably ruined my sanity along the way. I now hear cat meows in my head when I drive.
*I love Video Games, comics, and heaps of other nerdy stuff. If that's an issue, I won't judge you. But seriously, stop reading.
What I’m doing with my life
Stepping back, simplifying, detaching.

I spent 3 years as a medic in Chicago before I decided to sell all my worldly shit and travel. Since then I've been a helicopter pilot, bartender, chef's apprentice, producer, baker, barista, waiter, chess teacher, guitar instructor, trainer, and professional student. I met amazing people, found a cat in the woods, and peed on most of the continental US (one or two via helicopter).

Right now I run a clothing recycling company with my partner, which is a big part of my life at the moment. I also moonlight in odd jobs at odd hours.
I’m really good at
Making kids cry in fps games, improv cooking, and fucking up in chess.

Recently discovered I'm very good at being patient...trying to teach a dozen 5-9 year old's guitar is rough. If you're thinking "school of rock" you're way off. My class was more like the lost boys from "hook".
The first things people usually notice about me
"Yer hair is long! You look like that there pirates of the care-bee-an flic! Cheech and chong!" -some hic

"You look much more professional without that hippie smock on your head." -medic instructor

"I liked you better when you had hair." -mom
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Y: the last man, Transmet, Cookbooks, Ghostworld, Hack/Slash, Tankgirl, hagakure, farenheight 451, Sex Drugs and Cocoa Puffs, The Hobbit, and *gasp* textbooks

Food inc, Natural Born Killers, Cowboy Bebop, The Guild, Watchmen, Prometheus, Battle Royale, Spirited Away, Moonrise Kingdom, Life Aquatic, Spawn (the anime), Metalocalypse, Invader Zim, Ren & Stimpy, Crash, Rules of Attraction, Too many more to list....

Video Games: Pokémon (if you haven't, for the love of space jesus get a Gameboy), Halo 4, Mortal Kombat, Mario, Fallout, Skyrim, Bioshock, HL2, Catherine, Super Meat Boy, Rome: Total War, Portal 2, Minecraft, Sims.
Six things I could never do without
Games (all kinds)
Bookstores/thrift stores
My Guitar
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Where I'll be when zombies attack. Magnets, and how they work. If you get that last reference, and drink Faygo religiously, stop dressing like a clown and feed your children.
On a typical Friday night I am
Working! Or making music to avoid working..or on Steam (Beef_Supreme, add me up)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I was probably the guy that farted in the elevator.
You should message me if
You don't take yourself too seriously, aren't looking for drama, and built at least one fort as a kid.

Drug, disease, and religion free please. (Yes, 3rd wave feminism is a religion).

Boulder badge preferred, but not necessary.
The two of us